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[LordSlowpoke]

a girl tea

* LordSlowpoke adjusts glasses

excuse moi

did this silly shit go so deep they're making tea out of girls now

or are these the famous tea faeries that my japanese animes mentioned in passing

also huzzah

[Vector]

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[Yoink]

Good idea! I hear tea is a lucrative trade to get into. Pack a galleon with the stuff and the two of you'll be set.
...Wait, maybe that's not the case in this century. Not sure.

[Sirus]

I suddenly recall a character in mass effect 2 being bi sexual or something, I found it out from looking at the wiki and her creepy sentences whenever you got a new crew member.
It's interesting how casually toady added it in, just 'oh, different sexual orientations? Sure I guess.'

Kelly Chambers, yeah. She's probably more pansexual since she doesn't have (m)any objections regarding race, gender, or even species.

[LordSlowpoke]

It's not a date, LOL. She's just my friend. But she is a girl whom I am buying tea.

fufufu~

well i'm going to be happy for you and there's nothing you can do about it

call the cops

[MaximumZero]

Replace "Pan" with "Omni" and I'm sure you'll understand.

I know what pan means as an etymological whozimajigger, but I don't understand what it means in relation to sexuality.

Like... ya wanna slap'em'up with grapes? Or am I taking it too literally?

Back when I was not married, my only stipulations were a) consenting adult(s), b) free of diseases, c) clean (as in, not dirty or smelly) and d) has something in particular that interests me in a good way.

I'm married now, so that's all behind me now, but I really don't have occasion to complain very often.

[LordSlowpoke]

so i'm reading through the equal rights thread aaaand it's coming along as expected

* LordSlowpoke consumes several whole popcorns

we've got putnams and people comparing dwarven society to human society and people saying the former can't do that while doing exactly the same and loud whispers and this one fella on page six who speaks just as i would two years ago but i'd rather stab everyone in that thread and hope they get out of hospital after toady has figured this whole thing out completely but hey i might as well enjoy the cards that are being dealt in the upperboards

[Putnam]

i'm not sure what to think about being referred to in the plural

[LordSlowpoke]

i keep a dozen copies of you in the attic pay it no mind

e: don't hold the dozen as a hard number though

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I always have to keep reminding myself about how horrible my spelling was whenever I get pissed at someone's writing because Jesus, I was like 'blu blu blu bu, gummity bum poks.' All the time.

[Orange Wizard]

I always have to keep reminding myself about how horrible my spelling was whenever I get pissed at someone's writing because Jesus, I was like 'blu blu blu bu, gummity bum poks.' All the time.

That's actually pretty good in comparison to a lot of the spelling I've seen.

[Yoink]

Had a burrito!
Although I must say, the chocolate mint-flavoured milk I drank with it made for a rather odd combo. Actually, that milk was odd all on its own... the mint flavour was incredibly strong, giving it a taste that was probably harsher than the spiciness of the burrito. O.o

[Tawa]

Burrito>>>>>>>life

[Yoink]

so i'm reading through the equal rights thread aaaand it's coming along as expected

* LordSlowpoke consumes several whole popcorns

we've got putnams and people comparing dwarven society to human society and people saying the former can't do that while doing exactly the same and loud whispers and this one fella on page six who speaks just as i would two years ago but i'd rather stab everyone in that thread and hope they get out of hospital after toady has figured this whole thing out completely but hey i might as well enjoy the cards that are being dealt in the upperboards

It certainly paints Snow White's seven dwarves in a whole new light...

[TD1]

Ugh. I'm now gonna have to set all my dwarves to heterosexual, and all my elves to half 'n' half. Goblins I see as heterosexual, 'cause I can barely even imagine them liking women. Kobolds...well, I don't even know. So half 'n' half again?