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[NAV]

I found a toad in my garden so I named it Tarn.

[BFEL]

The fact that someone apparently made a thread discussing pooping technique makes me unreasonably happy. O.o

Well its a valid concern! I made the thread because I wanted to see if my techniques were weird compared to others. And if you can't discuss this on Bay12, where the hell can you?

As far as I know my technique is mostly standard, although I always make sure to pull even numbers of sheets off the roll- preferably multiples of four, but four sheets is a tad excessive unless the ol' digestive system hasn't been doing its job properly.
Also I usually read whilst on the toilet. Probably the only comfortable reading spot I have at the moment.

Well I have to get fully neked before I poop (I have this horrible mental image of my shirt getting caught underneath me and accidentally soiling it) and I stand up to wipe.

[Yoink]

Oh yeah, I usually take off my shirt as well, mostly for the same reason.

[Steelmagic]

I feel like it's probably bad I can say that I have actually had that happen to me, I just pull the back of my shirt up, though.

[Karkov]

I found a game.

I made it to 450... that's... 9 right?

The answer choices pretty much determine your score. Everyone can distinguish Slovak from Cantonese. Slovak from Ukrainian is a 50/50 guess

Final score 550 btw.

I know, right?

I have pretty much all the languages on there broken into "regions". "Eastern European" covers Slavic, Baltic, Uralic, Turkic.. "Romance" is self-explanatory, as is "Germanic". There's "Asian with tones" for Chinese, Vietnamese, etc. and "Asian without tones" for Japanese and others. And "Arab-y". There are only a few left, which tend to be the hard ones.

I'm going to be trying this all night now.  I don't get to listen to the European languages too often so I'm awful at recognizing those apart.  It doesn't help that I can't understand the accents half of the time because some of them seem to be talking through an analog telephone from the 70's.

Also my high score insofar has been 400.

[Yoink]

Damnit Queen your birthday ruined my breakfast!
The local taqueria is closed for the public holiday. I didn't feel up to walking miles into the city, so I had to settle for Subway instead.

[hops]

Finally found my knife!

[Descan]

* Descan shanks Objective.

[Darvi]

That's not a knife.

THIS is a- *gets stabbed*

[Kamin]

BAHAHAHA! Hilariously good--I thought it was an Onion article at first, but it's not.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-06/guinea-pig-to-become-father-to-400-after-breaking-into-female-enclosure/

DAT FACE

[Tack]

More seriously, the stable ones tend to be webs, rather than one single person as a nucleus.

But webs still have that one central person, right in the middle, being the monarch.
I wonder if those polygamy-kings or polygamy-queens would become tribal leaders or some such? They've got to have some sort of amazing characteristic.

[Arcvasti]

BAHAHAHA! Hilariously good--I thought it was an Onion article at first, but it's not.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-06/guinea-pig-to-become-father-to-400-after-breaking-into-female-enclosure/

DAT FACE

Well. Guinea pigs are sex maniacs. If I'd had one of those growing up, that would have got me right in the childhood. As it is, I just like imagining all the adorable little guinea pigs this will result in.

[Yoink]

BAHAHAHA! Hilariously good--I thought it was an Onion article at first, but it's not.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-06/guinea-pig-to-become-father-to-400-after-breaking-into-female-enclosure/

DAT FACE

He looks a bit worn out.
I didn't realise a guinea pig could be so awesome...

[Trapezohedron]

Oh gods

[Sirus]

Oh gods

What the fuck was that