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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16262796 times)

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130170 on: May 28, 2014, 12:25:28 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on May 28, 2014, 12:23:32 pm
That's all well and good, but I don't think I'd trust myself with a straight razor.

Nor would I, which is why I don't use one and my wife won't even let me try because she's sure I'd slip and slit my own throat. A safety razor is NOT a straight razor - it's just a 2-sided cartridge razor that doesn't suck and has cheaper blade replacements.
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« Reply #130171 on: May 28, 2014, 12:28:11 pm »
it's actually remarkably hard to lethally cut oneself with a straight razor (by accident)

like holy shit, the arteries are on the sides, what are you doing how blunt was it before you sharpened it for you to then proceed to stroke hard enough to go through the fucking windpipe and proceed further
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130172 on: May 28, 2014, 12:28:33 pm »
I'm considering the viability of nair and such products to shave nowadays.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130173 on: May 28, 2014, 12:34:14 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on May 28, 2014, 12:28:11 pm
like holy shit, the arteries are on the sides, what are you doing how blunt was it before you sharpened it for you to then proceed to stroke hard enough to go through the fucking windpipe and proceed further

I don't think she's worried above me stroking too hard, but more about me literally slipping, with my feet, and, like, landing on the razor.

Which, considering I've managed to stab myself with pens badly enough to draw blood not once, not twice, but multiple times, might have some logic behind it.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130174 on: May 28, 2014, 12:35:21 pm »
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130175 on: May 28, 2014, 01:27:57 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on May 28, 2014, 12:35:21 pm
Music is what feelings sound like.

You might want to redact the link, you accidentally told us your full name.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130176 on: May 28, 2014, 01:30:11 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on May 28, 2014, 01:27:57 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on May 28, 2014, 12:35:21 pm
Music is what feelings sound like.

You might want to redact the link, you accidentally told us your full name.
Nah, I fixed it. He just needs to edit the post instead.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130177 on: May 28, 2014, 01:34:16 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on May 28, 2014, 01:30:11 pm
Quote from: scrdest on May 28, 2014, 01:27:57 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on May 28, 2014, 12:35:21 pm
Music is what feelings sound like.

You might want to redact the link, you accidentally told us your full name.
Nah, I fixed it. He just needs to edit the post instead.

Well, yes, that's what I meant.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130178 on: May 28, 2014, 02:56:31 pm »
I have shaved myself AT LEAST 7 whole times already and I never cut myself :P
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130179 on: May 28, 2014, 03:04:18 pm »
* Tawarochir has been ecstatic lately. Tawarochir has used the computer for the first time in two or three weeks lately.
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130180 on: May 28, 2014, 03:31:46 pm »
A girl called me cute.

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130181 on: May 28, 2014, 03:45:01 pm »
* Descan puts on a skirt.

You're cute.

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130182 on: May 28, 2014, 03:47:09 pm »
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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130183 on: May 28, 2014, 03:54:52 pm »
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I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! YOU'RE MATT!

HEY! IT'S SPELLED AS MAT, AND MY AVATAR PROVES THAT IS ME.

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Re: [~島風~] Kanmusu butt special (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130184 on: May 28, 2014, 05:07:45 pm »
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I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! YOU'RE MATT!
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