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[Sirus]

But what if Vector were working with lasers, Sirus?

Well, not knowing Vector's opinion on lasers I couldn't begin to guess. I know I'd be pretty excited about something like that.

I'm trying to imagine how you would use lasers in comparative literature.

I am confused but intrigued.

This... This seems to be my default state.

I think that's the mark of having a scientific mind. Being confused, but wanting to know more.

[Tack]

To go back about thirty pages- standing in the middle of a swarm of bees is incredibly dangerous.
I admire your balls but seriously stepping on one is practically a guaranteed kill.


That being said it is a sight to behold.

[Descan]

Then it seems I am on the right path!

* Descan fails all of his classes forever.

Wellshit.

[Greiger]

But what if Vector were working with lasers, Sirus?

Well, not knowing Vector's opinion on lasers I couldn't begin to guess. I know I'd be pretty excited about something like that.

I'm trying to imagine how you would use lasers in comparative literature.

I am confused but intrigued.

This... This seems to be my default state.

1 ) You hook two computers up to an electronic eye and a laser emitter. 
2 ) Place two books by authors with opposing views under the electronic eyes.  Bonus points if the authors hated eachother.
3 ) Use the input from the electronic eye as it scans the pages as a seed.
4 )Feed the seed as it's being generated into the laser and a number of robotic actuator arms causing the arms to randomly move to adjust aim and the laser to randomly fire.
5 ) Last book not incinerated wins.
6 ) Sell tickets to ‼EXTREME COMPARATIVE LITERATURE‼

[Arx]

And if you seat the authors in the front row, there's a chance that they'll be lasered too! Win-win!

[Sirus]

But what if Vector were working with lasers, Sirus?

Well, not knowing Vector's opinion on lasers I couldn't begin to guess. I know I'd be pretty excited about something like that.

I'm trying to imagine how you would use lasers in comparative literature.

I am confused but intrigued.

This... This seems to be my default state.

1 ) You hook two computers up to an electronic eye and a laser emitter. 
2 ) Place two books by authors with opposing views under the electronic eyes.  Bonus points if the authors hated eachother.
3 ) Use the input from the electronic eye as it scans the pages as a seed.
4 )Feed the seed as it's being generated into the laser and a number of robotic actuator arms causing the arms to randomly move to adjust aim and the laser to randomly fire.
5 ) Last book not incinerated wins.
6 ) Sell tickets to ‼EXTREME COMPARATIVE LITERATURE‼

No burning books plz.

[Greiger]

Well I suppose you could use low powered lasers that only slightly nicks the books and then declare the winner off of that, but that's not nearly as fun or dramatic.

Besides it's not like these will be only copies or anything like that.   Well, at least not til that method gets adopted to judge Doctoral dissertations in late 2019.  Then it's their own fault they didn't make it out of tungsten.

[LordSlowpoke]

i am a child

pffffffffffffffffff

[Arx]

Fully functional Wolverine claws.

That guy spends far too much of that video laughing.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oh, yhea, and like you wouldn't be in your own dream having automatic wolverine claws, and that modified mobility scooter would be amazing when people stand dumbfounded at me doing wheelies on it.

[Putnam]

MVP Pheonix of Korea going to Dota 2's International 2014!

...Posting this I realize I'm not quite sure why I'm happy about that. I like hype though! Korea's making it to TI4! That's exciting! Korea in the largest esports tournament ever!

Fun fact: whoever wins this tournament will be the five highest-earning esports players of all time regardless of their previous standings as long as Natus Vincere (the team of Dendi and XBOCT there) gets 3rd or worse. Digital sports!

That also assumes Jaedong does not enter as a team. If he does, he will surely win, as he can obviously control a measly 5 heroes simultaneously without problem.

[Loud Whispers]

Jaedong does hots, what's he doing there? Everyone else is going to get rekt.

[Putnam]

(Jaedong thing was a joke, but yes, he would rek so hard if he were to join as a team)

[ChairmanPoo]

 

[Skyrunner]

My error handling is the best!

in function addItems() that adds goods to a fleet's ships' holds, if you try to add more items than all of the ships can hold combined, it tries to fill all the ships then goes

    // If after all this there are still items left, put it all on the first ship and let the player deal with it.

and puts everything left on the first ship.