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[Sirus]

It should arrive within 3 business days. Unfortunately I could not afford refrigerated service.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Damn, I didn't realize that trucking paid enough for you to buy and ship 7 billion ice cream sundaes. Assuming 3 USD per unit, and then an average of 20 USD for shipping, that's 161 billion USD.

Where do I sign up to become a trucker?

[Descan]

Space-trucker, maybe.

Sirus, don't lie, are you also a space-trucker? Do you do runs by Ceres every morning?

[My Name is Immaterial]

I didn't realize that the wifi was that good in space.

[Sirus]

Space-trucker, maybe.

Sirus, don't lie, are you also a space-trucker? Do you do runs by Ceres every morning?

Nah, that's long-haul space trucking. I don't go further than the Earth-Moon Lagrange points.

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Seriously, if space trucking were a thing I would be ALL OVER THAT

[Lagslayer]

Space-trucker, maybe.

Sirus, don't lie, are you also a space-trucker? Do you do runs by Ceres every morning?

Nah, that's long-haul space trucking. I don't go further than the Earth-Moon Lagrange points.

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Seriously, if space trucking were a thing I would be ALL OVER THAT

I thought you lived on Olympus Mons, and were  a member of the pantheon of shipping gods.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Space-trucker, maybe.

Sirus, don't lie, are you also a space-trucker? Do you do runs by Ceres every morning?

Nah, that's long-haul space trucking. I don't go further than the Earth-Moon Lagrange points.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Seriously, if space trucking were a thing I would be ALL OVER THAT

Damn. I have a package I need to get to Phobos, and I was hoping that you might have some space in the cabin for a friend's package.
(That's a thing that real truckers do, right? Or am I talking out my ass?)

[Sirus]

Space-trucker, maybe.

Sirus, don't lie, are you also a space-trucker? Do you do runs by Ceres every morning?

Nah, that's long-haul space trucking. I don't go further than the Earth-Moon Lagrange points.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Seriously, if space trucking were a thing I would be ALL OVER THAT

I thought you lived on Olympus Mons, and were  a member of the pantheon of shipping gods.

Hell naw. Temperatures in winterized Indiana were bad enough, I couldn't stand -40 or however cold it gets on Mars.
Maybe other shipping gods can deal with it, but I prefer California weather.

@ MNII: Never had anyone ask me to deliver anything, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happened.

[LordSlowpoke]

so would you be interested in delivering a parcel from mexico city to washington dc without examining the contents or letting others examine it

[Sirus]

I don't go to other countries, sorry.

[Yoink]

I'm gonna order a gift online from some store in the US and get you to deliver it to my relatives elsewhere in the country, Sirus.
Just 'cause.

[LordSlowpoke]

what if i put the parcel full of politicians at a border checkpoint and had you pick it up

[Lagslayer]

Space-trucker, maybe.

Sirus, don't lie, are you also a space-trucker? Do you do runs by Ceres every morning?

Nah, that's long-haul space trucking. I don't go further than the Earth-Moon Lagrange points.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Seriously, if space trucking were a thing I would be ALL OVER THAT

I don't go to other countries, sorry.

Proof that the USA owns the moon.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Damnit. They figured out. Thanks Obama!

[Descan]

No, see, that was Newt Gingrich. 13k Americans on the moon, 51st state, wooo!