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[SealyStar]

So do I...

[My Name is Immaterial]

I just like to determine how I would fortify a place against a zombie apocalypse.

Happy: fixed an internet problem with my computer easily!

[kaijyuu]

I used to when I was a teenager.

Now I ponder potential arguments with people who have perturbed me.

[Knit tie]

I like to imagine epic battle scenes with magical supersoldiers whenever I am bored.

[hops]

I only just idly plan out how I can kill my friends in that situation with what supplies.

[Mr Space Cat]

this

I see the slap bass is still carrying the team.

[Furtuka]

Spoiler: These Beeflies (click to show/hide)

Sure their method of reproduction is on the more horrifying side, and the other types of bee flies don't look cute at all. But just look at them

[Yoink]

D'awwwww.
I'm sorry, I have nothing more productive to say.

[Pnx]

Been discovering the magic that is Dark Souls. Today I killed a dragon with a sword made from it's own tail while wearing nothing but a loincloth. Gave a similar treatment to two gargoyles, I then went on to pick up a Black Knight Greatsword, after having stabbed and fire-bombed the knight enough, and after I finally gained enough strength to wield it, I've been running around using it's really cool power attack to one shot things.

Then I got my first invasion by some guy with a scimitar, that started the fight by backstabbing me, then we spent five minutes trading blows off of each other's shields, he almost got me, but I managed to sneak away long enough to heal, then came back with a vengeance and finished him off.

Then I killed a half spider/half Lady Godiva thing, then met another lady-spider that left me feeling more motivated to become an egg-bearing, humanity-stealing servant of chaos than I've ever felt.

[Bauglir]

/tg/ was having a Silmarillion thread. Today I learned that Ancalagon the Black was really big. Like eats large mountains for breakfast big. And he wasn't full-grown yet. Well done, Tolkien - you've made Epic levels in D&D look lamely underpowered by comparison, in a setting that, centuries later, makes 10th level characters look outrageously overpowered by comparison.

[Xantalos]

/tg/ was having a Silmarillion thread. Today I learned that Ancalagon the Black was really big. Like eats large mountains for breakfast big. And he wasn't full-grown yet. Well done, Tolkien - you've made Epic levels in D&D look lamely underpowered by comparison, in a setting that, centuries later, makes 10th level characters look outrageously overpowered by comparison.

Yeah, from what I remember high-end calculations put him as the size of Rhode Island state.

[alway]

/tg/ was having a Silmarillion thread. Today I learned that Ancalagon the Black was really big. Like eats large mountains for breakfast big. And he wasn't full-grown yet. Well done, Tolkien - you've made Epic levels in D&D look lamely underpowered by comparison, in a setting that, centuries later, makes 10th level characters look outrageously overpowered by comparison.

The entire first age was pretty nutters. Everything in LotR was basically just the dying shadows of the first age. Sauron was just a minion, there were entire armies comprised of Balrogs, demigods running around all over the place, a giant spider-thing eating the world's source of light, gems so shiny even the big-bad couldn't resist them. And the fall of Gondolin, which even included tanks (or something which in description resemble tanks; not a surprise given that it was written while Tolkien was recovering from fighting in WW1's Battle of the Somme).

[penguinofhonor]

That's pretty cool. Hopefully the poor bastard laughs out of sheer annoyance.

Man, I really overthought that. I was in a weird mood earlier.

[miauw62]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is not the best song in the world~
It is just a tribute~

[Xantalos]

/tg/ was having a Silmarillion thread. Today I learned that Ancalagon the Black was really big. Like eats large mountains for breakfast big. And he wasn't full-grown yet. Well done, Tolkien - you've made Epic levels in D&D look lamely underpowered by comparison, in a setting that, centuries later, makes 10th level characters look outrageously overpowered by comparison.

The entire first age was pretty nutters. Everything in LotR was basically just the dying shadows of the first age. Sauron was just a minion, there were entire armies comprised of Balrogs, demigods running around all over the place, a giant spider-thing eating the world's source of light, gems so shiny even the big-bad couldn't resist them. And the fall of Gondolin, which even included tanks (or something which in description resemble tanks; not a surprise given that it was written while Tolkien was recovering from fighting in WW1's Battle of the Somme).

Oh, and that one elf that carried a planet around on his forehead.