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[Xantalos]

What we really need is NANOMACHINES SON some sort of anti-sex ray that'll stop people from having sex long enough to isolate the damn thing.

[penguinofhonor]

I watched the Grammys last night and they were surprisingly pretty entertaining.

[Sirus]

What we really need is NANOMACHINES SON some sort of anti-sex ray that'll stop people from having sex long enough to isolate the damn thing.

Your name wouldn't happen to be Dr. Breen, would it?

[scrdest]

What we really need is NANOMACHINES SON some sort of anti-sex ray that'll stop people from having sex long enough to isolate the damn thing.

Your name wouldn't happen to be Dr. Breen, would it?

Of course not. 'Dr.' is such a silly first name, now 'Wallace' is much better!

[Helgoland]

What we really need is NANOMACHINES SON some sort of anti-sex ray that'll stop people from having sex long enough to isolate the damn thing.

Remember 2girls1cup?

They were ahead of their own time.

[Descan]

No, he's not Dr. Breen. He's the Combine himself.

[DeKaFu]

Haggis for supper tonight. Haggis for breakfast tomorrow.

[Xantalos]

No, he's not Dr. Breen. He's the Combine himself.

I'm the corporate head of that thing, yeah.

[Sirus]

No, he's not Dr. Breen. He's the Combine himself.

Good thing I have a crowbar, in that case...

[Helgoland]

I brush my teeth with a forumite! And he's The Luminous One, even.

[Sirus]

I brush my teeth with a forumite! And he's The Luminous One, even.

Your URL needs work.

[Dutchling]

I brush my teeth with a forumite! And he's The Luminous One, even.

Fixed the link

[scrdest]

I brush my teeth with a forumite! And he's The Luminous One, even.

Fixed the link

OK, from today onwards I'm referring to the forumite in question as The Luminous One.

[LordSlowpoke]

max letting everyone wash their teeth with you is lewd as fuck what are you doing

[Bauglir]

Basically, you have to switch up the drugs like rotating phaser frequencies when fighting the Borg.

Except even that doesn't work because there's always some jackass drone with the right shielding hanging around, just waiting to help all his buddies when the right phaser frequency shows up. The only way to be sure is to hit them with all the phaser frequencies at once, so that guy gets incinerated by the one he's not immune to and everyone else gets incinerated by the one he is.