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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16296344 times)

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« Reply #112290 on: September 05, 2013, 11:35:27 am »

I, too, recommend alcohol. It's the answer to all the problems it's not the cause of.

are you one hundred percent sure you are using enough alcohol

it's biological tinfoil, you can even cure alcoholism with alcohol. admittedly i have not even the foggiest as to how but it's essential in detoxing when you're at far deep, a local addict support group claimed recently
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« Reply #112291 on: September 05, 2013, 12:29:20 pm »

In our IT books, there is a small (3 paragraphs of 4 lines average) section on hackers.

What cheered me up about that was that it was this (paraphrased):
"A hacker is a person that is a good programmer and can solve computer issues efficiently. Good hackers try to break into networks and then point out the security holes to the administrators. Bad hackers, however, use this skill to steal information and such".

Aka, it's not just "urr hurr hackers ermagerd watch out"
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #112292 on: September 05, 2013, 12:39:12 pm »

In our IT books, there is a small (3 paragraphs of 4 lines average) section on hackers.

What cheered me up about that was that it was this (paraphrased):
"A hacker is a person that is a good programmer and can solve computer issues efficiently. Good hackers try to break into networks and then point out the security holes to the administrators. Bad hackers, however, use this skill to steal information and such".

Aka, it's not just "urr hurr hackers ermagerd watch out"
"Hey there, we found a security hole. You might wanna check that out." -Anonymous note left in file server. Good hacker.

"PS. We also stole some of your clients' personal information." Neutral hacker?


first think of the consequences should you be caught, and your own conscience, then get some measuring tape and chains to your basement- oh.
I don't need advice along those lines. I know how to do that. ...Never done it, but I'm sure I know how. I've got certification as a Data Entry specialist in the state of Florida, and while that is entirely useless(especially since I live in New York), the typing skill and dexterity needed for the 245 keypresses per minute required for that certification, I assure you, is not.
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« Reply #112293 on: September 05, 2013, 12:50:03 pm »

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You doin' anythin' tonight, Akura~?
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« Reply #112294 on: September 05, 2013, 01:19:26 pm »

In our IT books, there is a small (3 paragraphs of 4 lines average) section on hackers.

What cheered me up about that was that it was this (paraphrased):
"A hacker is a person that is a good programmer and can solve computer issues efficiently. Good hackers try to break into networks and then point out the security holes to the administrators. Bad hackers, however, use this skill to steal information and such".

Aka, it's not just "urr hurr hackers ermagerd watch out"

I'm pretty sure there are professional hackers you can hire to try to break into your computer security. They're called IT security consultant. Honestly, IT Security might as well be teaching people to be hackers to stop hackers.
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« Reply #112295 on: September 05, 2013, 02:26:14 pm »

Watched D9 again (was prompted by recently seeing Elysium).

I still can't quite pinpoint why the movie is so brilliant, but it is, I just love everything about it. Elysium was more of the same awesomeness, but it wasn't quite up to par, then again, since it came out, I'm struggling to find another SF movie which matched D9 (well maybe Cloud Atlas, but I wouldn't call that SF for some reason, doesn't feel like it).
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« Reply #112296 on: September 05, 2013, 02:27:04 pm »

In our IT books, there is a small (3 paragraphs of 4 lines average) section on hackers.

What cheered me up about that was that it was this (paraphrased):
"A hacker is a person that is a good programmer and can solve computer issues efficiently. Good hackers try to break into networks and then point out the security holes to the administrators. Bad hackers, however, use this skill to steal information and such".

Aka, it's not just "urr hurr hackers ermagerd watch out"

I'm pretty sure there are professional hackers you can hire to try to break into your computer security. They're called IT security consultant. Honestly, IT Security might as well be teaching people to be hackers to stop hackers.
That's obviously what they were referring to :P
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #112297 on: September 05, 2013, 02:36:15 pm »

Watched D9 again (was prompted by recently seeing Elysium).

I still can't quite pinpoint why the movie is so brilliant, but it is, I just love everything about it. Elysium was more of the same awesomeness, but it wasn't quite up to par, then again, since it came out, I'm struggling to find another SF movie which matched D9 (well maybe Cloud Atlas, but I wouldn't call that SF for some reason, doesn't feel like it).
I loooove District 9. @_@
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« Reply #112298 on: September 05, 2013, 02:39:25 pm »

Watched D9 again (was prompted by recently seeing Elysium).

I still can't quite pinpoint why the movie is so brilliant, but it is, I just love everything about it. Elysium was more of the same awesomeness, but it wasn't quite up to par, then again, since it came out, I'm struggling to find another SF movie which matched D9 (well maybe Cloud Atlas, but I wouldn't call that SF for some reason, doesn't feel like it).
I loooove District 9. @_@

My roommate says we're going to watch it when I move in >w<  Honestly, the first half hour or so of Elysium was amazing.  It was just the later parts felt like they came from a different movie, one which was way more interested in unjustified violence than I was.
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« Reply #112299 on: September 05, 2013, 02:51:19 pm »

I'm not sure how much you'll like District 9, but it really is a great movie. And it's set in South Africa! And FILMED in South Africa!
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« Reply #112300 on: September 05, 2013, 02:55:05 pm »

I'm not sure how much you'll like District 9, but it really is a great movie. And it's set in South Africa! And FILMED in South Africa!

was it made with 100% south african beef, o whale apprentice? mad props if you get this reference, also i made a new name for you
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« Reply #112301 on: September 05, 2013, 02:57:28 pm »

I'm not sure how much you'll like District 9, but it really is a great movie. And it's set in South Africa! And FILMED in South Africa!
I didn't like it. Not because it was bad, and I really loved the filming, set and camera work, but I didn't like the main character. He bothered me for some reason.
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« Reply #112302 on: September 05, 2013, 03:03:03 pm »

Well the main character is an asshole. I think that was by design, though. You weren't supposed to like him. An annoying, whiny, racist bureaucrat.
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« Reply #112303 on: September 05, 2013, 03:04:01 pm »

Well the main character is an asshole. I think that was by design, though. You weren't supposed to like him. An annoying, whiny, racist bureaucrat.
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« Reply #112304 on: September 05, 2013, 03:12:55 pm »

> Was feeling bad about my language skills because I could only get a couple words of a manga
> . . . Figured out it was in Chinese
> Happier feelings~
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