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[Zrk2]

I got sigged!

I was sigged once. Those were the days...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, guys, it's time. Youtube is ready to select their winner, at midnight tonight. Better get any last-minute submissions in, if you have them.

Hard to believe, but it's finally happening.

Goddammit youtube, I love you.

You're about to love it more.

[Scelly9]

Well, guys, it's time. Youtube is ready to select their winner, at midnight tonight. Better get any last-minute submissions in, if you have them.

Hard to believe, but it's finally happening.

Goddammit youtube, I love you.

You're about to love it more.

Yep.

[Zrk2]

If I got to pick my future corporate overlord I would pick Google.

[ChairmanPoo]

I loled http://www.gaslampgames.com/2013/04/01/blood-steam-a-clockwork-empires-fps/

[anzki4]

GOG.com is bringing the ultimate retro gaming experience like never seen before!

[Pnx]

I loled http://www.gaslampgames.com/2013/04/01/blood-steam-a-clockwork-empires-fps/

My favourite part was their plans for the games DRM.

• Always-on Internet connection required to interface with the live Clockwork Auction House!
• Gaslamp’s unique dual key authentication system: two Gaslamp employees stand behind the player as the game is booted and must simultaneously insert and turn a pair of unique activation keys.

[Neonivek]

I loled http://www.gaslampgames.com/2013/04/01/blood-steam-a-clockwork-empires-fps/

My favourite part was their plans for the games DRM.

• Always-on Internet connection required to interface with the live Clockwork Auction House!
• Gaslamp’s unique dual key authentication system: two Gaslamp employees stand behind the player as the game is booted and must simultaneously insert and turn a pair of unique activation keys.

The part where I couldn't laugh because... lets face it, it is going to happen was

"Over 10,000 procedurally generated achievements to unlock!"

THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE!

[Pnx]

Dr McNinja delivered a good comic today.

[kaijyuu]

Not one of them are actually from the Justice League.

Yes, this is the most notable thing from that comic in my view.

[Neonivek]

Not one of them are actually from the Justice League.

Yes, this is the most notable thing from that comic in my view.

And not that Mario is called SUPER Mario?

Thus indicating that it was not just a random fantasy but a Child's fantasy.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Dr McNinja delivered a rad comic today.

Fixed.

[Aklyon]

You guys forgot to mention the tags in the gaslamp post!

   Tagged also coming to the ouya, david refuses to watch the battlefield 4 trailer preferring to watch things which are less morbid like the office collection of jiggling fleshcubes, emotional devastation, Gaslamp Games games, Gaslamp Games playing games, gears, indie steampunk shooting action woohoo, mad teleportation issues, mostly bourbon, no don't take away my bottle that's my special PR medication, serious business, serious games, sometimes the blood is steamed by the steam, sometimes the steam is actually blood, surefire 80 on metacritic, the stahlmarkian blitztroopers are going to be totally blown away, there is no "that one thing" - I just made it up to cause drama, this is seriously the first post we make after hiring a PR person, trailer narration by Justin Timberlake, turrets, unlike valve our turrets want you to know that they do hate you so much, when the moon fungus hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's lovecraftian, wildly inappropriate for a serious business, you will now attach gears to things   

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Whelp, we had a good run. Turns out we did die. Oh well.

[RedWarrior0]

That's from last year.