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[Wrex]

Fairly big. I don't remember though. I also don't remember how I flood the fort with lava from three diffrent directions either. I was typing something about

]OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG

So.....probably the most drunk I have ever been.

[Jervill]

It was the greatest Drunk Fortress turn ever.

[Yoink]

Octopi are amazing.

Here's one stealing a diver's camera and running off with it.

They can run now? Okay, that's terrifying. *can't actually watch the video, makes assumptions

[Hanslanda]

It was the greatest Drunk Fortress turn ever.

Fairly big. I don't remember though. I also don't remember how I flood the fort with lava from three diffrent directions either. I was typing something about

]OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG

So.....probably the most drunk I have ever been.

These two together, are awesome.

And I'm guessing pints, or you'd be dead. A fifth of everclear should be pretty lethal on its own, much less with two more bottles or hard liquor.

[Frumple]

Octopi are amazing.

Here's one stealing a diver's camera and running off with it.

They can run now? Okay, that's terrifying. *can't actually watch the video, makes assumptions

No need to make assumptions, the mimic octopi in a later link does something that looks pretty much exactly like running, albeit underwater.

[GlyphGryph]

programming as a thing always made me kind of go "Wat."

Wat, you say?

That is all.

[Wrex]

It was the greatest Drunk Fortress turn ever.

Fairly big. I don't remember though. I also don't remember how I flood the fort with lava from three diffrent directions either. I was typing something about

]OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG

So.....probably the most drunk I have ever been.

These two together, are awesome.

And I'm guessing pints, or you'd be dead. A fifth of everclear should be pretty lethal on its own, much less with two more bottles or hard liquor.

Well, I'm not sure how long it took me to drink them, either. I would guesstimate a 3-4 hour time span. Also, never underestimate the liver that is half slavic, half nordic. Russians are Slavic. Liver o' steel baby.

[Hanslanda]

That is a good point...  You got a lot of body fat or more muscle? I know we're the same size, literally, but are you wiry like me?

[GoombaGeek]

I'm a quarter Austrian! I have no idea what racial stereotype I'm supposed to be because it's not Germany!

I don't like the taste of any kind of alcohol, though... although my relatives tried their best.

[Hanslanda]

Austrians are surprisingly badass, going by Empire Total War.

[Wrex]

Not particularly. I used to weigh 20 pounds more when I graduated from high school about...four years back, but they just kinda melted off.

[Hanslanda]

So you should probably be dead. Good times.

[kaijyuu]

Okay, new rule for drunk fortress: No lethal amounts of alcohol.

[Hanslanda]

Okay, new rule for drunk fortress: No Only lethal amounts of alcohol.

[Tellemurius]

Note to self: Keep soda hoard away from Hans.

But, I lieks you Kai. I wouldn't drink all your soda.

...Well okay. You can have one dr pepper

Yaay!

You know, Hans, How much alchohol is in a bottle ov everclear, a bottle of absinthe, and a bottle of blue curacao?

Everclear is 160 proof I believe, absinthe should be anywhere from 60-100, and blue curacao is probably 80. How big of bottles?

i got 125 proof absinthe straight from the swiss alps.