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[MaximumZero]

Good gravy, man. Y U NO GAIN WEIGHT!?

[Sirus]

I'm 145 lbs, 6'1", Slenderman build.

I used to be this. Then I discovered snacks and fast food 

[Hanslanda]

I'm 145 lbs, 6'1", Slenderman build.

I used to be this. Then I discovered snacks and fast food 

I eat nothing but fast food and snacks. All the time. I drink about 3000 calories of soda a day, at LEAST. I rarely excercise outside of work, and I mostly sit around in AC environments. Which leads to:

Good gravy, man. Y U NO GAIN WEIGHT!?

BECAUSE I'M CURSED! I've been 145 since... Eighth grade, I've just gotten a bit taller since then.

[MaximumZero]

I'll trade you weight.

[Sirus]

You lucky sonofabitch

I suppose it might be a genetic thing. Pretty much all of my male (and several female) relatives are overweight, even the physically active ones.

[Wrex]

That's pretty creepy, hans. How did you steel my measurements?


Also a bit tipsy.

[Xantalos]

Anyone ever watch the old Eyewitness educational films? I just happened to hear the theme and wow. That was the shit when I was a young fleshling.

[Hanslanda]

That's pretty creepy, hans. How did you steel my measurements?


Also a bit tipsy.

I electroplated it on. Oh, you meant steal? I'm a ninja like that.

You lucky sonofabitch

I suppose it might be a genetic thing. Pretty much all of my male (and several female) relatives are overweight, even the physically active ones.

Its almost certainly genetic. My parents are both normal weight, nowhere near overweight.

[MaximumZero]

My parents are both morbidly obese, and right at 5' tall. My entire family is belarded by great hanging sacks of fat.

[Mego]

My parents are both morbidly obese, and right at 5' tall. My entire family is belarded by great hanging sacks of fat.

Which, unfortunately, look like punching bags. And MZ cannot resist a punching bag.

[Hanslanda]

Heh. My mom is taller than your whole family. She's 5'6" and my dad is 6'3". I don't know their weights, but their pretty much appropriate for their height. My dad has a bit of a beer belly, but he's still normal weight.

[MaximumZero]

My parents are both morbidly obese, and right at 5' tall. My entire family is belarded by great hanging sacks of fat.

Which, unfortunately, look like punching bags. And MZ cannot resist a punching bag.

No way. Punching bags are cylindrical.

[Mego]

My parents are both morbidly obese, and right at 5' tall. My entire family is belarded by great hanging sacks of fat.

Which, unfortunately, look like punching bags. And MZ cannot resist a punching bag.

No way. Punching bags are cylindrical.

I was thinking of the teardrop-shaped ones.

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Imagine that, but not clip art.

[MaximumZero]

Speed bags are fairly small. My people are small, but not the size of a ham or so.

[Skyrunner]

I changed my password to a series of Korean characters. Pleasant surprise that SMF supports unicode passwords.

Good luck, future password hacker xD