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[MaximumZero]

My home is my territory, and other life is permitted only at my mercy. Any threat posed by an insect or rodent will be terminated. Any threat posed by a reptile or plant will be removed. Any threat posed by a mammal larger than half a meter will be screamed at in the most feminine manner possible.

That last bit also goes for arachnids.

I need to teach you people how to effectively direct inertia into faces.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Borderlands 2 with a close friend is perfection.

[Hanslanda]

My home is my territory, and other life is permitted only at my mercy. Any threat posed by an insect or rodent will be terminated. Any threat posed by a reptile or plant will be removed. Any threat posed by a mammal larger than half a meter will be screamed at in the most feminine manner possible.

That last bit also goes for arachnids.

I need to teach you people how to effectively direct inertia into faces.

'It's called a face punch. By using the mechanical leverage of the joints of your arm, you can direct inertia from the blunt surface of your fist into their face, randomizing it and acquiring their fortunes.'

[MaximumZero]

Unfortunately, I have to dispute that last part. If I could make money facepunching people, my fists would have been ground down all the way to my elbows from all the overtime I'd have put in.

[Hanslanda]

Well, you're not doing it right then.

[Tellemurius]

Unfortunately, I have to dispute that last part. If I could make money facepunching people, my fists would have been ground down all the way to my elbows from all the overtime I'd have put in.

Max we need to do a MMA match for shitzengiggles

[MaximumZero]

Unfortunately, I have to dispute that last part. If I could make money facepunching people, my fists would have been ground down all the way to my elbows from all the overtime I'd have put in.

Max we need to do a MMA match for shitzengiggles

I'm game. Let's do this! Woo!

Edit: I just have to be wary of mental attacks.

Telle: "HP sucks! I spit on your employer!"

* MaximumZero  has gone berserk!

MaximumZero strikes wildly at Tellemurius and the shot is parried!
Tellemurius strikes a rage-induced opening!
MaximumZero has been knocked unconscious!

[MaximumZero]

Whoops, doublepost.

[Tellemurius]

lol i would be throwing you around

[MaximumZero]

You do remember that I'm out of your weight class and have a lower center of gravity, right?

[Hanslanda]

But Tellemurius has reach on you.

[MaximumZero]

Everyone has reach on me!

[Tellemurius]

You do remember that I'm out of your weight class and have a lower center of gravity, right?

wut im 210lbs, 6' asian build

[MaximumZero]

I'm 220lbs, 5'1", bear build. Hehehe.

For some reason, I thought you were thinner.

[Hanslanda]

I'm 145 lbs, 6'1", Slenderman build.