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[kaijyuu]

Euld has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

Sounds like a great way to get in shape

[Wrex]

I'm roughly have your blood types.

I buy oh... 6-7 gallons of soda every two months or so, in the form of various 2 liter bottles and 12 oz cans.

Mmm, fizzy. It contrasts so well with the tang of fear Uhh, You know that much soda could be bad for your health right?

[kaijyuu]

Eeyup.

[Wrex]

Eeyup.

Misread "2 Months" as "Two weeks". Carry on then.

[Flying Dice]

Doesn't keep it from being amusing. 

    If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Flying Dice!
    Flying Dice can turn his stomach inside out.
    Scientists have discovered that Flying Dice can smell the presence of autism in children!
    Flying Dice is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
    The first Flying Dice was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
    The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Flying Dice would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
    Flying Dice is worth his weight in gold - literally!
    Early thermometers were filled with Flying Dice instead of mercury.
    Flying Dice can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
    Flying Dice was the first Tsar of Russia.

1: I am an Elder God, and I feast upon stars! They taste like the Colonel's original recipe!
3: Uh. Well.
4: I am also possibly the GEoM
5: You don't need pedals to ride me, baby.
6: I was later convicted of misuse of a time machine.
10: I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.

[Skyrunner]

This is amusing. xD

[Mlamlah]

The National heart foundation recommends eating me at least three times a week, i was washed in olive oil in the ancient mediteranean, if you spin me you can tell if i am hardboiled, if you chew gum while peeling me you won't cry, and if i didn't cover the inside of your stomach it would eat itself.
Am i... detecting a pattern here?

[kaijyuu]

Apparently your'e really associated with food.

[MaximumZero]

Get in mah belleh.

[Scelly9]

Get in mah belleh.

To the OOC thread!

[lemon10]

    In Japan, nothing can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
    The state nickname of Iowa is 'The nothing state'.
    Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than nothing!
    Abraham Lincoln, who invented nothing, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
    There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting nothing.
    Nothing is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
    Peanuts and nothing are beans.
    Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of nothing.

This amuses me greatly.

[Flying Dice]

    Cthulhu cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
    Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Cthulhu.
    The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Cthulhu.
    99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cthulhu.
    Cthulhu invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
    Peanuts and Cthulhu are beans!
    Apples are covered with a thin layer of Cthulhu.
    In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Cthulhu in your mouth!
    It took Cthulhu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
    Cthulhu once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

2: Sounds risky.
3: Sounds about right.
8: Why am I not surprised that the moment Japan came up it was in the context of tentacles being in peoples' mouths?

Pre-edit: I did that in the context of the Mythos, not the B12 user.

[kaijyuu]

The cat's sleeping on my pile of clean laundry. :3

Here's hoping he doesn't pee on it.

[10ebbor10]

It's bad luck for a flag to touch 10ebbor10!
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of 10ebbor10!
All swans in England belong to 10ebbor10.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in 10ebbor10.
Peanuts and 10ebbor10 are beans!
If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have 10ebbor10 for the rest of the day!
10ebbor10 can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
During World War II, Americans tried to train 10ebbor10 to drop bombs.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but 10ebbor10 can not!
10ebbor10 once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.

So I'm an asteroid belt, made of salty beans, own all swans in England, and apperently have a transdimensionall Portal to everyone's bedroom.

[Gunner-Chan]

FTL: Faster Than Light is silly levels of fun and you all should get it. Here, Ill make it easier. Here's a link.

Also my daughter for some reason is up a few hours early and asked if I could teach her to bake.

At nearly 4 am.

And I don't know anything about baking.