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[Sirus]

I founded Scientology!

[kaijyuu]

It's bad luck for a flag to touch Hanslanda.

Good thing I'm not a flag

[Tellemurius]

I founded Scientology!

ITS THE REINCARNATION OF HUBBARD, QUICK KILL HIM BEFORE THEY FIND OUT

[Hanslanda]

Hey, I just ate a banana!

It's bad luck for a flag to touch Hanslanda.

Good thing I'm not a flag

Bwahahaha... Go right ahead, the air around me has been superheated to five times the temperature of the sun!

Or don't. You're too cute to roast like a Thanksgiving turkey.

[kaijyuu]

Even random internet generators think I'm old

Bwahahaha... Go right ahead, the air around me has been superheated to five times the temperature of the sun!

Or don't. You're too cute to roast like a Thanksgiving turkey.

So what you're saying is you're hot. I can agree to that.

[Mlamlah]

Even random internet generators think I'm old

Bwahahaha... Go right ahead, the air around me has been superheated to five times the temperature of the sun!

Or don't. You're too cute to roast like a Thanksgiving turkey.

So what you're saying is you're hot. I can agree to that.

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-watches-

[Jervill]

I'm apparently some sort of plant.  Link.

[Wrex]

Even random internet generators think I'm old

Bwahahaha... Go right ahead, the air around me has been superheated to five times the temperature of the sun!

Or don't. You're too cute to roast like a Thanksgiving turkey.

So what you're saying is you're hot. I can agree to that.

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-watches-

Chillax, they do that all the time, and Hans is perfectly straight.

[MaximumZero]

It took kaijyuu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
Baskin Robbins once made Hanslanda flavoured ice cream!
On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Janet.
Owlga was named after Owlga the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of Toonyman.
Japa is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
Over 46,000 pieces of Loud Whispers float on every square mile of ocean.
The first Aqizzar was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
Barbarossa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
Grapes explode if you put them inside MetalSlimeHunt.
Sirus never said 'Play it again, Sam'.

and finally...

If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Dwarf Fortress for the rest of the day.

and...

Dorfs will often rub up against people to lay their scent and mark their territory.

[kaijyuu]

 

[Kadzar]

I found another nonesense generator.

If MaximumZero was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.

So it turns out MZ is not actually life size, but, rather, a miniature version of himself.

[Hanslanda]

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-watches-

Oh, so you're a voyeur, huh? I get stage fright. D:

Chillax, they do that all the time, and Hans is perfectly straight.

This.

[Wrex]

Only twelve people have ever set foot on Wrex.

And I have ate them all.

[Hanslanda]

Only twelve people have ever set foot on Wrex.

And I have ate them all.

Bwahaha. Soon we will have enough souls to activate the [REDACTED].

[lemon10]

Teehee, this is silly.