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[Euld]

That's disgustingbrilliant.sexy.

[MaximumZero]

What happens if you sleep naked?

[SirAaronIII]

Put it between your legs and hope it doesn't go anywhere?

[kaijyuu]

You're simply replacing one fallible modern technology with another. Get a real person to do the job.

[Loud Whispers]

What happens if you sleep naked?

Well there is an alternative...

[RedKing]

What happens if you sleep naked?

Put it between your legs and hope it doesn't go anywhere?

You're simply replacing one fallible modern technology with another. Get a real person to do the job.

Errrrm.....*cough* 

[Akura]

Last week, we finally got a girl working in the warehouse. And she actually turned out to be pretty cool. Then again, she had more balls than the rest of the men back there. A bit fond of talking about previous boyfriends, though.

Even though she had only two days of community service, she said she would volunteer occasionally. Unfortunately, I'd doubt the boss(who was on vacation) would actually let her back there again.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

More technic stuff

1) I just noticed that Moderator edits don't leave an "Edited by" message in the post, so shenanigans shall ensue from that.

2) Conducting conversations in locked threads is also amusing.

[Darvi]

1) I just noticed that Moderator edits don't leave an "Edited by" message in the post, so shenanigans shall ensue from that.

Coddamn no more Kurtulmak gags then?

[Frumple]

Alarm clock! Biggest boost to effectiveness I ever found: Put the damn thing out of arm's reach. If you want snooze or off, make it so you have to actually get up, navigate to wherever the clock is (preferably obscured in some way -- buried under something, behind a door, whatever. Don't make it easy.), turn it off, and then manage to get back to bed. Nine out of ten times, you're awake by that point.

Computer alarm clock particularly effective. You can have multiple programs or instances of the same program, set to different times and different sounds, and no easily accessed off button. Make it loud enough and jarring enough, and by the gods you (and possibly everyone else in the residence ) you will wake up. I recommend Peatbog Faeries -- they've got a few songs that start off nice and slow, and ramp up into techno bagpipes. Then flat out noise music for the backup -- if you manage to sleep through that, someone else is probably going to come wake you up Maybe the neighbors.

[Akura]

Just found this.
Well done, Bing. Well done.

[RedKing]

Spoiler: Nerd humor x classic rock = WIN (click to show/hide)

[Sirus]

I got a chuckle out of it

[Duke 2.0]

More technic stuff

1) I just noticed that Moderator edits don't leave an "Edited by" message in the post, so shenanigans shall ensue from that.

2) Conducting conversations in locked threads is also amusing.

Just remember to close threads before calling them closed. The weird rush people get for posting below that.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I can lock a thread at the same time as calling it locked