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[Siquo]

Well, my insignificance is utterly depressing to me, actually.

But it's just a word. We can also pretend to be very significant, on a cosmic scale. (Dramatic reenactment of a simple fact)

[Rose]

Drove to the next town over today. it's the furthest I've ever driven on my bike. Turns out it doesn't like it. (engine overheated and melted the insulation off some wires)

[NobodyPro]

Spoiler: Warning: Semi-NSFW (click to show/hide)

[Darvi]

BS12 wiki continues to be hilarious.

You may think that since they can turn invisible, xenomorphs are like ninja. You may think that if you light yourself on fire they won't be able to catch you. You are wrong. Xenomorphs love being on fire or frozen, it is as common a fetish in their species as fucking that which should go unfucked is in our own. You are only attracting them to you, in many disturbing levels.

[Vorthon]

Y'know, in regards to this whole immortality thing, I think you people aren't going far enough. I say wait for mind-uploading, have your brain scanned, then have your consciousness downloaded into several Von Neumann Probes.. That way you'd be able to travel the stars and not have to worry about pesky things like breathing.

[Flying Dice]

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That headline has the ten year old in me laughing uncontrollably.

[RedKing]

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That headline has the ten year old in me laughing uncontrollably.

They really needed to work the phrase "overflow audience" into the headline somehow.

[Darvi]

It took me 5 hours to get that o_O

[Criptfeind]

BS12 wiki continues to be hilarious.

Huh. That page is the exact same as the one on the TG wiki. I wonder who stole it from who.

[Haspen]

I feel that those old ladies will get high position in next Eurovision o_o

They even defeated Tatu and other well-known Russian musicians in qualifications :O!

Which makes me happy, because at least once it will be something different than gel-haired, high-pitched screamers in flashy suits c:

[RedKing]

I'm happy because I can semi-legitimately use "solar flare" as a catch-all excuse today.

"Hi, I can't connect to--"
"Solar flare. Try again later."

"My program is acting weird."
"Solar flare."

"Do you know where I find--"
"Solar flare."
"But...I'm just asking for information."
"Solar flare wiped out our database of information. Ask again later."
"You're being an asshole."
"Solar flare. Causes temporary mood swings. Not responsible for my actions."
"I want to speak to your manager."
"Sorry, he was caught in the solar flare."

BEST DAY EVAR. 

[Twi]

I'm happy because I can semi-legitimately use "solar flare" as a catch-all excuse today.

"Hi, I can't connect to--"
"Solar flare. Try again later."

"My program is acting weird."
"Solar flare."

"Do you know where I find--"
"Solar flare."
"But...I'm just asking for information."
"Solar flare wiped out our database of information. Ask again later."
"You're being an asshole."
"Solar flare. Causes temporary mood swings. Not responsible for my actions."
"I want to speak to your manager."
"Sorry, he was caught in the solar flare."

BEST DAY EVAR. 

Is that why my internet is acting up?

[Vorthon]

I'm happy because I can semi-legitimately use "solar flare" as a catch-all excuse today.

"Hi, I can't connect to--"
"Solar flare. Try again later."

"My program is acting weird."
"Solar flare."

"Do you know where I find--"
"Solar flare."
"But...I'm just asking for information."
"Solar flare wiped out our database of information. Ask again later."
"You're being an asshole."
"Solar flare. Causes temporary mood swings. Not responsible for my actions."
"I want to speak to your manager."
"Sorry, he was caught in the solar flare."

BEST DAY EVAR. 

Is that why my internet is acting up?

You all know what we must do: Extinguish the sun to ensure stable internets.

[Twi]

I'm happy because I can semi-legitimately use "solar flare" as a catch-all excuse today.

"Hi, I can't connect to--"
"Solar flare. Try again later."

"My program is acting weird."
"Solar flare."

"Do you know where I find--"
"Solar flare."
"But...I'm just asking for information."
"Solar flare wiped out our database of information. Ask again later."
"You're being an asshole."
"Solar flare. Causes temporary mood swings. Not responsible for my actions."
"I want to speak to your manager."
"Sorry, he was caught in the solar flare."

BEST DAY EVAR. 

Is that why my internet is acting up?

You all know what we must do: Extinguish the sun to ensure stable internets.

I thought that was what Dyson spheres were for?

[RedKing]

Just wrote a couple of friends an email to see if they wanted to meet for lunch, and realized I had unconsciously written it as a haiku.

I credit the solar flare. It's been said to increase one's creative abilities.