Went to visit my cousins, played World of Darkness with their group last night. My character was a drunk accountant with no real combat skills; needless to say, by the end of the night, we were attacking a warehouse with twice our number and all armed with some sort of weapon (mostly machetes).
Thus, as is the sensible decision, I decided to have my character wait in the car, as he had some driving skill in case a quick getaway vehicle was needed and he would be useless in combat. So, as the fight goes on, 2 of the guys with machetes are fleeing the building as our guys were taking shots at them from the roof of the warehouse, but they only succeed in lightly wounding them.
At this point, they are directly behind where the car is parked. I throw the car into reverse and run them down, knocking down and heavily damaging one of them, while the other dodges. As the one I knocked down isn't dead yet, I then run him over again, while turning to line up with the second. I hit him on the next turn, but fail to run him over, so he jumps on the hood, and breaks the windshield. I reverse the car suddenly to throw him off, as he has a mangled shoulder and is holding his machete in the other. While backing up, I run over the first guy a third time, as he is in my path. I continue backing up all the way to the warehouse, with the machete wielding guy chasing after me, while up on the roof our gunmen finally manage to kill the 2 machete wielding guards who made it up; at this point, there is only one of them left conscious.
I then try to hit the guy by driving forward again, but fail, and he breaks in the driver's side window, and on his next turn will machete poor Bob the Accountant. Now the gunman on the roof fires and hits the guy in the head, killing him instantly.
Best part was, since I had my desktop right next to where we were playing, I ms paint adventures'd the whole thing.
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