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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16201904 times)

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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49890 on: April 27, 2011, 04:27:26 pm »

Burgers.. I haven't had burgers in ages >w<
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49891 on: April 27, 2011, 04:29:49 pm »

Burgers.. I haven't had burgers in ages >w<
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« Reply #49892 on: April 27, 2011, 04:32:15 pm »

I said that like, 18 posts ago.

At the default (15?), it's at 3331 and counting.  One day, when we lose our hold over the monster, it'll break free and devour its host server.
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« Reply #49893 on: April 27, 2011, 05:07:56 pm »

I'm awfully nervous today, because today I inherited the title of Chief Justice on the Student Court of MCTI, making me the highest ranking justice in the school.

I'm not sure if I'm ready for the responsibility. The Chief before me was a feared and respected individual, naturally good for his position, while I just got the position since I've been sitting in the Assistant Chief position for about 4 terms now. And then because there was no one else to challenge me.

I'm respected, but as a person and not an authority figure. People see me as being the really friendly individual that keeps to himself. I don't go out of my way to appear intimidating, and I'm timid when it comes to enforcing the rules. That, and I hate reading the material, like the bylaws and the student handbook, which all disinterest me.

I feel anxious about it, I don't want to screw up and get criticized by everyone.
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« Reply #49894 on: April 27, 2011, 05:23:37 pm »

I found out that the grader for my honors abstract algebra course is an enormous tool.  This makes me happy because it explains my low homework grade in the course.  He knocked me off 20% on a week's worth of homework because of superficial errors, like not grouping like terms.  Fucker.

I am also happy because I spent time learning about polynomials today, and hearing Newton stories.  Newton is absolutely hilarious.  Also, polynomials are adorable.
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49895 on: April 27, 2011, 05:30:48 pm »

Got back from work and discovered that a spider (apparently the smaller of 2, at least as big as my hand (2nd one was much larger)) that has infiltrated my room and I had to sleep through 2 nights with it inside hiding finally shown itself on my ceiling; practically welcoming me home. Seeing as work dragged out long enough, and I had to deal with a slow driver on the way home, I was in no mood to be worried about it. Managed to 1-shot it with my flipflop (flattest device I could use to guarantee a kill). Felt victorious for a few minutes.

Looks like an optical illusion, but the spider is actually bigger than the light switch. And I believe that was an image of the bigger (2nd) one.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2011, 05:43:29 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49896 on: April 27, 2011, 05:37:07 pm »

Heh. Its like that rage comic, only that you killed it.
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49897 on: April 27, 2011, 05:53:13 pm »

That spider is awesome.  I would have tried to catch it.
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« Reply #49898 on: April 27, 2011, 05:54:07 pm »

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You must capture it and raise it. Obviously it's a baby GCS.
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« Reply #49899 on: April 27, 2011, 05:54:18 pm »

Remind me to never visit whichever area you're from Itnetlolor. I'm terrified of anything bigger than a wolf spider.
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« Reply #49900 on: April 27, 2011, 05:55:05 pm »

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Hopy shit that spider is huge!
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49901 on: April 27, 2011, 05:55:34 pm »

Got back from work and discovered that a spider (apparently the smaller of 2, at least as big as my hand (2nd one was much larger)) that has infiltrated my room and I had to sleep through 2 nights with it inside hiding finally shown itself on my ceiling; practically welcoming me home. Seeing as work dragged out long enough, and I had to deal with a slow driver on the way home, I was in no mood to be worried about it. Managed to 1-shot it with my flipflop (flattest device I could use to guarantee a kill). Felt victorious for a few minutes.

Looks like an optical illusion, but the spider is actually bigger than the light switch. And I believe that was an image of the bigger (2nd) one.
Heh, I've seen some pretty big spiders creeping around here, but never one of that size... I always wonder what they get so big on, there can't be that many insects in our basement...
Shame you killed it though. You're going to regret that the next time a mosquito is buggering you ;)
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« Reply #49902 on: April 27, 2011, 06:02:48 pm »

Clock spider Mk.II? Clock spider Mk.II.

Who wants to stick a lime on their cat now?
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49903 on: April 27, 2011, 06:09:59 pm »

Remind me to never visit whichever area you're from Itnetlolor. I'm terrified of anything bigger than a wolf spider.
This is the cost of living near a beach in Florida (where the weather is always nice an warm and the air is thick with saltwater). Outside of cars rusting faster, have fun with the wildlife. Like I mentioned, this is fairly common.

This is a very good reason for my arachnophobia in the past. The little guys that hang out in all different corners of the house at times (even by my bed), I don't mind so much. They keep the areas clean of ants and other little bugs. These big ones tend to cannibalize some of them, and my cats aren't the type to kill them at all. They just watch them trot on by, and they play with them even. Talk about lazy.

Mind you, the cause of my arachnophobia was caused by a) One of these suckers jumping on to me while I was a kid (while trying to avoid it). and b) having one of them hiding in one of my shoes within the same era (never got bit, but man did the thing run). I learned to stomp out my shoes or empty them before putting them on, or stuffing socks in them to prevent settlers. Comfort aside, this is also why I prefer flipflops as well; secure, roomy, and an excellent killing tool.

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The thicker air may have something to do with it. More air (closer to sea level) to absorb = bigger bugs. I dunno. Spiders aren't the only freakishly large bugs we have here. Grasshoppers tend to get just as big. Heck, even some bees/wasps/yellowjackets get as big a quarters; or at least, when zipping by, they look that big. Hurricane season doesn't help too much either, seeing as it speeds up migrations, and we sometimes get new neighbors from other places as they pass by (hit or no hit).

EDIT EDIT:
Your avatar caption reminds me. Didn't you have a rather large spider on your shirt? Oh yeah, and these are what we consider regular wolf spiders.

I think the largest in my memory I can recall was large enough to span a CD when standing normally. When I was about to dispose of it thinking it was dead when walking by, it was not dead; it was on it's back sleeping, and I woke it up. It was like watching a deadly flower open up and getting ready to pounce. That was probably the fastest I've ever reacted to get something to kill it.

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Looking at the picture once more, look at the lowest leg. That's fully spanned out. Now imagine seeing that thing casually walk past (or gallop) across your wall or desk like an 8-legged horse out the corner of your eye behind your computer screen in full-span. Try sleeping after seeing that. Can still sleep? Okay then, how about spraying it down with some bug spray or hairspray? It's only angered and running frantically, ready to pounce. Still able to sleep thinking it will die eventually? What if it cant? Well now, try killing it with whatever long device (or you're brave enough to shoe it in), only to knock it out and have it fall behind your desk. You know it survived because you heard it land. You heard me, you HEAR it land; they're massive enough to make a sound upon impact. Now try sleeping.

...Wait, did I just hear another one walk across my window?
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Re: [Fish] Things that Nao's owls gave you today. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #49904 on: April 27, 2011, 06:25:29 pm »

I found out that the grader for my honors abstract algebra course is an enormous tool.  This makes me happy because it explains my low homework grade in the course.  He knocked me off 20% on a week's worth of homework because of superficial errors, like not grouping like terms.  Fucker.
Sounds like my last semester of Algebra II. Everything fine about an answer but a negative sign? No points. Didn't put x and y on grid axis? No points. Didn't simplify into an arbitrary form he wanted answers in? No points.

 My first and current semesters of this class are much more reasonable, my current professor awarding partial points even if the answer is wrong so long as the work I presented showed understanding of the process.
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