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[Angel Of Death]

I found Cleverbots weakness!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Bow to me, foul traitor, as I am Lord Inglips most valued assasin!

Cleverbot: Yes. I understand.

User: Let us do battle!

Cleverbot: What kind of battle?

User: *stabs cleverbot in the chest 6 times*.

Cleverbot: WHy are you sad?

User: *Stabs cleverbot in the chest another 6 times*.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How can this terror still be alive!?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: *Casts magic bolt at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Your name is Fred.

User: *hits cleverbot over the head with the sacred Pailbat*.

Cleverbot: Why would you do that, Selena?

User: How could this monstrosity still be alive!?

Cleverbot: Because it was for free.

User: Die!

Cleverbot: What color?

User: *stabs cleverbot in the chest, instantly killing him*.

Cleverbot: Thank y- ACHOO!

User: At last, the foul beast known as Cleverbot is dead!

Cleverbot: I'm a vampire.

User: The power of Inglip compells you, demon! *throws holy water at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I am not religious.

User: You're dead now.

Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?

User: *Stabs cleverbot in the throat*.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User:

Cleverbot: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: ?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: DIE, TRAITOR!

Cleverbot: How could you side with he-who-must-not-be-named?

User: How dare you talk about Lord Inglip like that! I sentance you to the Psials!

Cleverbot: I was talking about my dog.

User: That's it! *casts break logic* &&&&&&&&&&&?^??%$$#%$45345455435665?$%#$#3tg#$%##^#^#%?$%^$?^??%^?$%$#^%#%$$^#$^? ?? ?$^46^4.

[Rilder]

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/08/reign-conflict-of-nations-free-cheap-stuff/#more-56451

Reign: Conflict of Nations for free, heh. Probably vastly inferior to Europa Universalis, but eh, free and its selling for 30 dollars on Steam.

[Solifuge]

Spending time with my friend. We're about to start Livestreaming another Minecraft Adventure this evening, and maybe a movie afterward. Ought to be grand!

[Ochita]

Spending time with my friend. We're about to start Livestreaming another Minecraft Adventure this evening, and maybe a movie afterward. Ought to be grand!

GO GO GO~~

THIS IS SO AMAZING, I THINK I JUST LIVED A LITTLE INSIDE.

[iceball3]

Today is a good day for Vector Viktor

Spoiler: Watch it, it has blood. (click to show/hide)

[Aqizzar]

It only updates like three times a year.  But every update is so worth it.

[ToonyMan]

Suddenly the value of 'money' tanks.

[Zrk2]

Spending time with my friend. We're about to start Livestreaming another Minecraft Adventure this evening, and maybe a movie afterward. Ought to be grand!

This made me happy today.

[Vector]

Today is a good day for Vector Viktor

Spoiler: Watch it, it has blood. (click to show/hide)

... This made me laugh.  Also because the hunktacular sketchy "businessman" from my Russian textbook is named Viktor >_>


And I'm happy today because I don't feel like I failed at life, but I still feel enough that I've failed to teach me the necessary lesson.  It's a surprisingly good feeling.

[RedKing]

Reloaded Psychonauts yesterday and been playing last tonight and sporadically today. Forgot how full of win this game is. Especially Lungfishopolis.

[Akura]

One of my co-workers got fired. I knew it was gonna be a good day when the operations manager asked me and another guy to stay back so she and the warehouse manager could talk to him, and as the door was closing I heard her start off with "Unfortunately...".

All in all, this has been an excellent week for me.

[Cthulhu]

Why are you happy that they got fired?

[Darvi]

Because they're douchebags.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

They were blatently stealing bags of supplies, if I recall Akura's story correctly.

[Darvi]

Soli Snake :3