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[lordnincompoop]

That made no sense at all to me.

[Aqizzar]

TODAY THERE WAS A FIRE DRILL SO WE HAD TO STAND OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW FOR FIVE MINUTES.

SNOW SUCKS SO MUCH.

I remember a day it snowed when I was in middle school.  This being Texas, genuine snow happens about one day every three years.  At one point, the teacher realized nobody was even paying attention, so she was like, "Screw Spanish verb-phrases, let's go party outside!"  And there was much rejoicing.  Then the teacher realized that the doors didn't open from the outside, so we trudged all the way around the building to the front entrance, through the main office.  Somebody got a little talking to.

That's sure ain't happening right now.  It's November 23rd, and it was 80 degrees and sunny outside today.

[Vector]

I think I may have found myself a once-in-a-while reader.

Excellent.  Vector is a cheerful, cheerful woman.

[Akura]

TODAY THERE WAS A FIRE DRILL SO WE HAD TO STAND OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW FOR FIVE MINUTES.

SNOW SUCKS SO MUCH.

Would you rather be on fire?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

One of Yumi's friends came down for a few days to look after me. This makes me feel good.

[inteuniso]

I now own a car. And not just any car, a blue 2003 Acura CL type-S. It's so epic.

[Leafsnail]

I think I may have found myself a once-in-a-while reader.

Excellent.  Vector is a cheerful, cheerful woman.

Cool.  Nice to have someone who comments on your writing rather than making erroneous suggestions about your personal life :/.

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Incidentally, Liberal Democrat support is down to 43% of what it was before the election.  Apparently they've lost most of their young voters (who were their largest demographic).  Hmm, wonder why.

[RedKing]

TODAY THERE WAS A FIRE DRILL SO WE HAD TO STAND OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW FOR FIVE MINUTES.

SNOW SUCKS SO MUCH.

I remember a day it snowed when I was in middle school.  This being Texas, genuine snow happens about one day every three years.

Plus, Texas being Texas, the snowflakes are three feet across and weight twenty pounds each.

[Itnetlolor]

...And here I thought the TurBaconDucken was an epic meal. I was wrong. It has been topped.

Behold: The TurbaconEpic

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

It doesn't beat Sarge's epic creation however.

[inteuniso]

...And here I thought the TurBaconDucken was an epic meal. I was wrong. It has been topped.

Behold: The TurbaconEpic

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

It doesn't beat Sarge's epic creation however.

That.... That really did not need to be made.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[RedKing]

...And here I thought the TurBaconDucken was an epic meal. I was wrong. It has been topped.

Behold: The TurbaconEpic

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

It doesn't beat Sarge's epic creation however.

That.... That really did not need to be made.

Need has nothing to do with it. Mt. Everest didn't NEED to be climbed.

Can you believe that this thing amounts for 79,046 calories and 6,892g of fat?

Yes, yes I can. I can also believe that at some point, it goes from epic to just plain silly. This crossed that point about three animals ago.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[ToonyMan]

New Avatar series.

YUS YUS YUS YUS

[Criptfeind]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This petition is for the complete ban of Dihydrogen monoxide.

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is the major component of acid rain
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
- it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
- contributes to erosion
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes
- has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

Despite the dangers, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

So who wants to get rid of this horrid stuff.