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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15800724 times)

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19230 on: September 04, 2010, 03:35:16 pm »

“Nobody left to fight, Shovel,” he grunted. “We blew them all up. Don’t get me wrong, I loved every second of it! It was glorious, Shovel, glorious! Goddamn, we’re never going to have another victory like that again!” He stopped pacing for a second. “We’re never going to have another victory like that again. And that’s exactly the problem.”

He turned to his Shovel, which was leaning against the metal railing that made up his bedpost. Shovel said nothing to this, but listened patiently. It always did. If only Soldier could expect his teammates to be as loyal and as obedient as Shovel.

“I mean, what do we do now? With no one left to fight, we’re going get soft. We get soft, we get fat and content and complacent and we’ve failed. Failed, Shovel! Failure is not an option in this war. And if there’s anything I’ve learned from fighting in wars, it’s that there’s always somebody to fight. There are enemies all around us! Everywhere!”

You’re right, Soldier. They are, said Shovel.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19231 on: September 04, 2010, 03:38:00 pm »

And the soldier was a spade.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19232 on: September 04, 2010, 03:39:29 pm »

Soldier without anyone to fight?! That would last all of two seconds... then he would either be backstabbed or blow himself up after a fierce argument.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19233 on: September 04, 2010, 03:59:43 pm »

In the shadows, a pickax lies and waits.
DUN DUN DUN



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« Reply #19235 on: September 04, 2010, 04:27:52 pm »

You handled that fairly well, Soldier, Shovel purred.

“Heh, thank you,” Soldier found himself blushing despite himself. Getting that kind of approval from Shovel made him…happy, almost. It felt good to please Shovel, and hear that gentle, androgynous voice grant Soldier his approval. He ran a finger down Shovel’s shaft without even thinking about it. “You’re the only one that understands me, Shovel. You…you know that, right?”

I know, Soldier, I know, Shovel’s voice was barely above a whisper. You’ve told me this many times, and I never get tired of hearing it.

Soldier held Shovel in front of him and started to caress the blade, rubbing the edge with his thumb. Shovel offered little resistance to this, sighing as Soldier grazed the back of his blade with his fingertips, until he fingered a dent in the back that caused Shovel to gasp, jolting Soldier out of his hypnosis and making him drop Shovel. He caught his companion quickly before it could touch the ground, and he found himself sweating and his hands shaking.

“I…I’m sorry, Shovel, I don’t know what came over me.” He avoided looking directly into Shovel’s blade and tugged at his collar. “That…that’s never happened before.”

It’s all right, Soldier, Shovel cooed. You don’t have to do anything you’re uncomfortable with.

Good God, Shovel knew exactly what he was doing, didn’t he? Soldier thought. What a terrifying and yet oddly exciting thought. Soldier cleared his throat. “You know how I feel about fraternization, Shovel. Let’s just say that didn’t happen.”

Whatever you say, Soldier. Shovel didn’t sound aggressive or bitter, simply…disappointed.

Soldier found himself panicking a little. “No, no, Shovel, I didn’t mean it like that…it’s just…this is kind of awkward for me. That’s all.”

How so? Shovel asked, voice rising with a sort of child-like curiosity.

“Well…aren’t you a…a man, Shovel?” Jesus, why would he say something so stupid? Soldier silently cursed himself for asking.

Don’t be silly, Soldier. I’m a shovel. You are the man.

“I mean, you’re…it’s not like you’re a girl shovel.” Soldier’s palms were slick with sweat and he caught himself stroking Shovel’s shaft again.

I’m not a girl shovel, but I’m not a boy shovel, either. I’m just a shovel. Shovel hummed a little bit as Soldier twisted his handle. Whether I’m a male or female, it all depends on what you want.

“How about we just drop the subject, okay?” Soldier blurted out.

There was a long, stony silence from Shovel. Soldier sighed, flopping down onto his bed, Shovel still in his grasp. “I’m sorry,” he muttered. He held Shovel close, cradling him like a doll. “This is all just…very overwhelming.”

I understand, Shovel said, in a doting, motherly voice. Let’s just go to bed. We have to get up early tomorrow.

Soldier/Shovel. Now I've seen everything.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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« Reply #19236 on: September 04, 2010, 04:29:47 pm »

what are you even doing
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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« Reply #19238 on: September 04, 2010, 04:37:14 pm »

My soul.  It is dying.

Damn you, fanfiction.
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« Reply #19239 on: September 04, 2010, 04:47:06 pm »

Ugh...

Slowly turning into a weeaboo.

But... so good...
Same, Damn you miku!
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19240 on: September 04, 2010, 04:50:56 pm »

...that was terrible. Soldier/shovel... AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #19241 on: September 04, 2010, 05:02:59 pm »

...that was terrible Awesome. Soldier/shovel... YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19242 on: September 04, 2010, 05:10:01 pm »

DR. STEEL
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« Reply #19243 on: September 04, 2010, 05:12:20 pm »

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« Reply #19244 on: September 04, 2010, 05:21:48 pm »

Yes.
Yeah when I first saw this video I was in awe.  Fav'd and 5 star'd of course.
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