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[Aqizzar]

Mister Sparkle has a new challenger?  I love he fills the woman's lap with bananas.  Subtle.

[ToonyMan]

Mister Sparkle has a new challenger?  I love he fills the woman's lap with bananas.  Subtle.

A man that can fly with bananas is very subtle.

[Leafsnail]

Apparently the real Mister Sparkle is a cleaning company located in Kent.  Who knew?

[Akigagak]

I'd imagine a few people in Kent knew.

[Realmfighter]

This.

Oh god, this.

This makes me want to learn how to play the accordion.

[Akigagak]

I love random generators. Some of theses are brilliant, and I must do something with them.

A besotted dairymaid notices a band of robbers. The result is drama.
A grief-stricken prince and a shepherd seek a legendary beast in this tale of pandemonium.
A merman raised by wolves lectures a wise alchemist.
A naive sorceress wants to marry a besotted sorceror, and suspense ensues.
A proud seamstress takes revenge on a band of dwarves. The result is weirdness.
In this story, gypsies and elves clash with a brave midwife stuck in the middle.
In this story, pirates and elves clash with a scatterbrained orphan stuck in the middle.
This tale of disaster begins when a vindictive pixie teases a lonely seamstress.
This tale of farce begins when a foolish gypsy tricks a wicked griffin.
This tale of farce begins when a selfish queen helps a grief-stricken king.

EDIT:
A troll raised by peasants is in disguise as a devious peasant.
A heartbroken dragon notices a retired sorceror, resulting in wacky hijinks.
A cantankerous elf gives something to a mysterious unicorn, resulting in tragicomedy.
A helpful king visits a selfish shepherd, and an epic struggle ensues.

[Itnetlolor]

Awesome you just mentioned that. I genned a new world to test out my Carippo Raw, and here are the names of the civilizations I have to choose from (still looking for a site, which also has tons of awesome locations with all sorts of crazy rivers and river/brook links; binary springs (2 river/brook sources or endings hard to tell which), cluster river zones (which I'll maybe copy files and check one of them out, especially with the mod)).

But yeah, tell me RNG doesn't love me. I dare ya:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Right?

And this was from a large, unedited worldgen. I'll post it next.

RNG also gave me a couple humorous names for Fort and Party name. Griplashed for the Fort, and The Tender Works. Perfect names for Carippo hunting. And the location where the brook meets the river is where I embarked. 7x7 land with the fork in the center. I started right next to the water. This is gonna be fun.

Spoiler: You Are Here (click to show/hide)

And as it turns out; the units screen is riddled with tons of carp and carippos (11 packs of them; average 6-per-pack, and maybe just as many carp), but no hippos.

And I already have a small group in the second pond south of my location. This is going to be REEEEEALLY fun. And I noticed a small bug. Or it could be that the Mayday graphics doesn't have a tile for the ½ (and I made sure to use the wiki to find the symbol for it; I also invite engravers to render a tile for one). Can't see it.

As for the location, ideas? It's tropical and hot, so nothing involving ice.

Maybe a statue dedicated to the carippo.

[dragnar]

You must start in an area rich in iron and ice, then build large spheres of it high in the sky. When the next siege comes, drop the comets!!!

[ToonyMan]

Watched Kung Fu Hustler since a very long time ago, great movie.

[ein]

This.

Oh god, this.

This makes me want to learn how to play the accordion.

Accordions are godly.

[Areyar]

Gnomes rock!

If they are not vanilla in the Next Great Release, I'll be forced to study DF modding.

[Armok]

This.

Oh god, this.

This makes me want to learn how to play the accordion.

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Wow. That is just fantastically epic and beautiful, maybe the best music I've ever heard...

[Aqizzar]

{url=http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=48511.msg1072384#msg1072384]I finally bothered to update that Community Fort I first pitched here.[/url]  And it's a doozy too.  Hooray, I'm kind of productive!

[Realmfighter]

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Wow. That is just fantastically epic and beautiful, maybe the best music I've ever heard...

I know, right?

[JoshuaFH]

^{pssssst... Aqizzar, you used a curly brace instead of a bracket for your link...}