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[penguinofhonor]

This Troper. I no longer feel negatively when it updates.

[Kadzar]

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kadzar.

So that's why I'm constantly surrounded by ferrets. And it explains their...behavior.

[kaijyuu]

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kadzar.

So that's why I'm constantly surrounded by ferrets. And it explains their...behavior.

[MaximumZero]

Teehee, this is silly.

Ouch, bro.

The average duration of sexual intercourse for Lemon10 is two minutes.

[kaijyuu]

Ouch indeed.

Ouch indeed.

[Wrex]

Teehee, this is silly.

Ouch, bro.

The average duration of sexual intercourse for Lemon10 is two minutes.

And he somehow manages to kill a hundred partners a year. There is such a thing as too big, you know.

[lemon10]

Yeah, thats kind of the reason it is so quick.
And the fact that I apparently weight trillions of tons might have a impact I suppose.

[armeggedonCounselor]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about ArmeggedonCounselor!

    Never store ArmeggedonCounselor at room temperature.
    ArmeggedonCounselor can last longer without water than a camel can.
    If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and ArmeggedonCounselor would be as small as a pea!
    Only one person in two billion will live to be ArmeggedonCounselor!
    The fingerprints of ArmeggedonCounselor are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
    US gold coins used to say 'In ArmeggedonCounselor we trust'!
    ArmeggedonCounselor was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
    ArmeggedonCounseloricide is the killing of ArmeggedonCounselor.
    American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating ArmeggedonCounselor from each salad served in first class.
    ArmeggedonCounselor can sleep with one eye open.

That second one is accurate. I once went two months with only one glass of water. And at least 4 cokes per day.

I'm 90% certain my blood is currently composed primarily of soda.

[MaximumZero]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about ArmeggedonCounselor!

    Never store ArmeggedonCounselor at room temperature.
    ArmeggedonCounselor can last longer without water than a camel can.
    If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and ArmeggedonCounselor would be as small as a pea!
    Only one person in two billion will live to be ArmeggedonCounselor!
    The fingerprints of ArmeggedonCounselor are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
    US gold coins used to say 'In ArmeggedonCounselor we trust'!
    ArmeggedonCounselor was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
    ArmeggedonCounseloricide is the killing of ArmeggedonCounselor.
    American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating ArmeggedonCounselor from each salad served in first class.
    ArmeggedonCounselor can sleep with one eye open.

That second one is accurate. I once went two months with only one glass of water. And at least 4 cokes per day.

I'm 90% certain my blood is currently composed primarily of soda.

You and my father share the same blood type.

[kaijyuu]

I'm roughly have your blood types.

I buy oh... 6-7 gallons of soda every two months or so, in the form of various 2 liter bottles and 12 oz cans.

[Scelly9]

    Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Scelly9!
    There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Scelly9, though it may feel uncomfortable.
    Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Scelly9 in a day.
    Scelly9 is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
    Scelly9 is worth his weight in gold - literally!
    Grapes explode if you put them inside Scelly9!
    Scelly9 can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
    Scelly9 is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
    Scelly9 can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
    The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Scelly9.

[Mlamlah]

Even random internet generators think I'm old

Bwahahaha... Go right ahead, the air around me has been superheated to five times the temperature of the sun!

Or don't. You're too cute to roast like a Thanksgiving turkey.

So what you're saying is you're hot. I can agree to that.

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Chillax, they do that all the time, and Hans is perfectly straight.

Just teasing XD

[Euld]

    Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Euld in your ear 700 times.
    Euld is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
    Devoid of his cells and proteins, Euld has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
    You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Euld to reach the earth's core.
    Euld can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
    In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Euld.
    Neil Armstrong first stepped on Euld with his left foot.
    Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Euld!
    Euld has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
    Olympic badminton rules say that Euld must have exactly fourteen feathers!

[armeggedonCounselor]

Hmf. I am sad, because this is not a random generator. It appears to generate based on the letters in the name put in. Possibly also by gender, but I have not checked.

[Mlamlah]

Hmf. I am sad, because this is not a random generator. It appears to generate based on the letters in the name put in. Possibly also by gender, but I have not checked.

Gender just seems to change the pronouns.