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[Rashilul]

I found a human bone in my backyard. That was CREEPY.

[Tack]

I found one at the beach! and kept it. It looks cool.

[Jreengus]

I've buried a dead human underneath a tree.

Hah beat that.

[zchris13]

I never did anything cool in biology, on the other hand I have melted a boiling tube in chemistry before. Admittedly it was accidental but it was till kind of cool. I also lost quite a pair of perfectly good trousers by spilling acid on them which then proceeded to eat hole is them.

I exploded a test tube with water.

EDIT: I got it hot then shoved it under water. Like an idiot. It exploded.

[Jreengus]

Did it go all cool and bent and dribbly?

I thought not.

[Duke 2.0]

 I smashed a test tube with my bear hands. After pulling out the shards of glass from my hands, I discovered that none of them penetrated deep enough to cause bleeding.

[Rashilul]

I smashed a glass with my bear feet. After pulling out the shards of glass from my feet, I discovered that I needed stitches.

[Knirisk]

I love how you guys are deliberately misspelling "bare"

It provides a rather humorous mental image.

[Footkerchief]

I never did anything cool in biology, on the other hand I have melted a boiling tube in chemistry before. Admittedly it was accidental but it was till kind of cool. I also lost quite a pair of perfectly good trousers by spilling acid on them which then proceeded to eat hole is them.

Wait, so did you yank off your pants in chemistry class?

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

Thinking about schmucks like this getting hit by a drunk driver:  (yeah, i know, thats nuts - but its how I feel)
http://matlock-law.typepad.com/the_blog/2008/08/drink-drive-go.html
http://www.texas-dwi.net/pdfs/Fighting_MADD.pdf

i mean, really, anybody, even a lawyer, should know creating a billboard that says (and I quote) "Drink.  Drive.  Goto Jail.  Yet another goverment lie!"  is possibly on the 10 most vile things humans have done today list.

[Tack]

Make that topic. Now.

[Duke 2.0]

I love how you guys are deliberately misspelling "bare"

It provides a rather humorous mental image.

Yeah...
 Intentional...

[Footkerchief]

A giant bowl of miso soup on a cold night.  Bliss.

[Jreengus]

I never did anything cool in biology, on the other hand I have melted a boiling tube in chemistry before. Admittedly it was accidental but it was till kind of cool. I also lost quite a pair of perfectly good trousers by spilling acid on them which then proceeded to eat hole is them.

Wait, so did you yank off your pants in chemistry class?

Nope I legged it to the toilets and proceeded to dilute the acid down with copius quantities of water before going home in holy pants.

[Jackrabbit]

I love puns.

They're all so God awful and yet I love them so.