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[Vorthon]

Squee! Another Lackadaisy update!*Starts doing a happy dance.*

[Angel Of Death]

Got more antibiotics. The pain in my lungs has ceased completely and the oozing swelling in my foot is gradually going away.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

I looked up some chick I had a huge crush on in highschool on facebook. She accused me of stalking her, which, incidentally, when you go to a school of 2000 is easy to mistake, considering I have to go from some places to other places sometimes. Anyway I looked her up and, I won't give it away, but she works at a job that is significantly less cool than where I work in my opinion and she still lives at home.

I know imagining that you're better than other people isn't good... But it feels soooo GEEEWWWD.

When I saw this I did a fist pump, yelled "YEAH!" and jumped in the air and freeze framed, then everything turned sepia and the credits started rolling.

[Nadaka]

At work, busy, serious business. Then I look at the name of what I am working on: "[redacted] samples dang good". Let out a laugh. "dang" stands for dangerous, but it was still funny.

[MaximumZero]

Do you work with high explosives? That, my friend, would be comedy gold.

[Nadaka]

Do you work with high explosives? That, my friend, would be comedy gold.

Not directly no, but this report does.

[MaximumZero]

Do you work with high explosives? That, my friend, would be comedy gold.

Not directly no, but this report does.

That's wonderful. :3

[RedKing]

He works for the SCP Foundation.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Nah, he doesn't have enough [REDACTED]'s in his posts for that.

[MaximumZero]

Or ███████▄███▄

[Truean]

"And do you know what wonderful, magical day this is...? The first court day after St. Patrick's Day! If they got arrested Saturday Night/Sunday Morning, then they need a lawyer now...." ~

[Duke 2.0]

"And do you know what wonderful, magical day this is...? The first court day after St. Patrick's Day! If they got arrested Saturday Night/Sunday Morning, then they need a lawyer now...." ~

At least three I witnessed in New York, so happy hunting.

[Truean]

[In response to client having stupid expectations]

"Yeah, that's nice, never ever gonna happen, but nice. Look, here's the truth, are you ready for a lawyer who tells the truth? See, legend has it that if a priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar at the same exact time a lawyer is telling the truth, then the universe explodes or something. Usually there's no danger of that, but let's take a dangerous chance.... You are always free to find a less ethical attorney who will lie to you about results no one, NO. ONE. can guarantee, ever. You know who Lee Iaccoca was, "if you can find a better car, buy it," yeah? Well if you can find a better lawyer, hire 'em. I told you what's gonna happen, and mark my freaking words, that's how it's gonna play out, whether you go with me, or another less ethical lawyer who's gonna lie to you and say "sure thing."

Client "You're not saying lawyers always lie are you?"
Me: "No, I'm saying Buddhists don't like alcohol."

[Gunner-Chan]

Holy crap I just realized this very topic broke both posts AND views and is now the #1 most visited topic on the board.

What the crap guys. I never expected this when I made a post nearly 3 years ago now half as an excuse to just say I put my pajama pants on my head!

[Duke 2.0]

Holy crap I just realized this very topic broke both posts AND views and is now the #1 most visited topic on the board.

What the crap guys. I never expected this when I made a post nearly 3 years ago now half as an excuse to just say I put my pajama pants on my head!

You should probably repeat that in celebration