Blackwater is the lowest circle of hell. I glitched in by getting arrested in Tall Trees, and it is horrid. First, I ran about killing marshals. That was fun. Then I glitched into the ground, it disabled my whistle, disabled all movement, disabled the drunken cheat, and the policemen would not shoot at me. I finally got out by getting them to arrest me, which took like 10 minutes.
So I move on. I'm exploring the prairie, I find Beecher's Hope. I see the words in the attic, enter them, and get a cheat! Cool! I play as Jack, which is pretty awesome. Then, the train came. Once I got on the train, bounty hunters swarmed me. I killed them all, and the train stopped. I made my way through a carriage of suspiciously dead people that were alive earlier, and there is no conductor.
Then, the marshals lose me. It is inexplicable. I am currently sitting on the train willing it to move as I type this. I am also terrified to go to sleep.
Derp: forgot to mention the city itself. Blackwater was broken; the tables were missing, walls were invisible, people would fall through the ground, and then there were the shops. I couldn't use the shops. I would hit the button to talk to the shopowner, and be teleported to the door. It's like they were telling me to leave while I still could. But I refused, and I have payed the price: most of my sanity.
The only reason this makes me happy is because I'm at a friend's house, and we've been laughing the whole time.
EDIT: Yeah, it's not really that funny anymore. I flipped a horsecart over, and Jack is lying on the ground, limbs twisted at unnatural angles. I'm getting a "you shouldn't have done that" vibe.
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