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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16286685 times)

Realmfighter

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25920 on: October 28, 2010, 04:52:26 pm »
I had a dream where I was something, and a black Father-Mother-Daughter team of something hunters was coming to kill me and my group of body guards. Everyone of the body guards grabbed a gun and ran out of the room into the next one over, and I grabbed a Uzi and jumped out the window. All the guards died, I strafed the house with the Uzi and got caught in a trap, and the Something Hunters caught me.

Then they adopted me and I played music with there daughter in my old school that was a pool and I ran around trying to find a bathroom.

What the fuck subconscious. What are you trying to tell me.

Also, there may have been crossdressing.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25921 on: October 28, 2010, 04:55:26 pm »
Sounds like something out of a bad movie.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25922 on: October 28, 2010, 04:56:11 pm »
I would watch that movie.

Wait wait no, there was no crossdressing, I was a shape shifter.

They where shape shifter hunters.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25923 on: October 28, 2010, 05:04:56 pm »
"So who are we looking for?"
"I dunno, he's a shapeshifter."

Dreams do turn out a bit weird when I relate them... especially since I seem to develop short term memory loss in them, and randomly asspull new abilities or weapons.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25924 on: October 28, 2010, 05:10:45 pm »
"You see that guy over there, with arms and legs Approximatively 3 times too long?"
"Yep"
"Shoot him"
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25925 on: October 28, 2010, 05:14:30 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on October 28, 2010, 08:23:14 am
I had a zombie dream last night.

I was playing some kind of video game that was also real life (Sort of like Homestuck, the player character even looked kind of like John).  Anyway, zombies were about to attack so I called some girl named Katie (I think that was it) to tell her I was gonna go kick some zombie ass.  We talked for a while and then she says there's a bunch of cats or something heading toward her back door.  I said alright and hung up, knowing full well it was probably zombies moving in, so I headed to her mansion.  Once I got there I saw that, indeed, there were definitely zombies out there.  I looked in a window and there was a zombie black cat looking right at me.  I shot it and as soon as the gun went off the whole dream shifted gears.  It went from a pretty normal dream that happened to have zombies to having a borderline nightmare atmosphere.  You could feel the tension in the air and there was this noise I can't really describe, like a drawn out version of the punch they always put in the background music when something scary happens to startle you. 

Anyway, Katie, in the house, starts up this stream of gibberish, full-on glossolalia.  She's right next to the front door so I run up and open it, as soon as I do she stops gibbering.  I look in and she's right there.  Gaunt face, sharp teeth, eroded lips and cheeks for a bigger bite, some kind of necrosis turning patches of her face black and white.  She shrieks at me and runs past.  Instead of shooting I timidly ask "Did you get bit?" (hurrr) and then a few seconds later I woke up.  Shoulda shot her ass.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25926 on: October 28, 2010, 05:15:59 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 28, 2010, 04:52:26 pm
What the fuck subconscious. What are you trying to tell me.
You're gay, unless you're gay, in which case you're straight.

Just keep this in mind:
Quote from: So You Had A Dream!
You've had a dream, and you want to know what it means? Well good news billy boy, because I have a handy dandy chart here that will expain everything!
You think you are:                   But Your Dream Means You Really Are:
Heterosexual                           Homosexual
Homosexual                            Heterosexual
Bisexual                                  Asexual
Asexual                                   Bisexual
See? I am a master of psychologaiclgythingymabober.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25927 on: October 28, 2010, 05:17:12 pm »
Yay I am Bisexual.

I can fuck everyone now!
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25928 on: October 28, 2010, 05:19:23 pm »
Not me for I am an alien *is a bug alien* so unless your a xenophiliac it ain't happening
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25929 on: October 28, 2010, 05:24:15 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on October 28, 2010, 05:19:23 pm
Not me for I am an alien *is a bug alien* so unless your a xenophiliac it ain't happening
You don't have to be a -philiac to have sex with something...

Just as long as you're not afraid of it :V
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25930 on: October 28, 2010, 05:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Jay on October 28, 2010, 05:24:15 pm
Just as long as you're not afraid of it :V

It also helps if you can catch it.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25931 on: October 28, 2010, 06:01:32 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on October 28, 2010, 05:19:23 pm
Not me for I am an alien *is a bug alien* so unless your a xenophiliac it ain't happening
Totally a Xenophiliac, strangers are fucking hot.

Also, kind of amused how no one has mentioned Yung'uns and old people.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25932 on: October 28, 2010, 06:24:31 pm »
I just prepared myself spaghetti by boiling ramen noodles in a pot, draining that out, putting it on a plate, then letting that plate stay warm on the floor by the space heater while I heated the leftover spaghetti sauce in the same pot.

It worked.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25933 on: October 28, 2010, 06:25:48 pm »
If you were boiling ramen noodles in a pot, I assume you were using a stove?  Does is only have one burner?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #25934 on: October 28, 2010, 06:26:25 pm »
4 burners. But I had only 1 pot.
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