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[Loud Whispers]

Yeah sorry Immaterial but you're so wrong.

I'm referring to male nipples. As far as I can tell, they're not even erogenous. Google suggests that they aren't in most men. Maybe they are in your experience, but I guess I drew the short genetic straw when it comes to my erogenous nipple gene.

Yeah you say that and normally I'd agree, nipples on men are entirely pointless and should cease existing.

But then I saw the third eye, the triple nipple - the armpit door to enlightenment and I saw the truth. The answer is not to have no nipples, it is to have more.

[Graknorke]

I think nipples are pretty good. They provide points of interest on the chest, which otherwise would be smooth and featureless.

[Avis-Mergulus]

You can say they're pointless all you want, but if somebody tries to take my nipples away I'll take their head off.

[Graknorke]

If someone's going for your nipples, chances are they could get to them before you managed to get your decapitating on. Nipples are hardly the sturdiest things around.

[Rolan7]

Nipples are hardly the sturdiest things around.

Yeah.  You could say they're rather sensitive <.< >.>
@Immaterial
Actually as far as I know they're actually just sensitive, like a tickle-point.  Anything beyond that is probably a learned response.  It's really easy to learn though.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Wrong head.

[MaximumZero]

Over the next two days, I will make almost $400 at work. I'm taking on an expanded role with the company, and am therefore getting paid to drive to another store and train those guys. This may lead directly to a true promotion and my own store in the near future. Aw, yiss.

[IcyTea31]

You can say they're pointless all you want, but if somebody tries to take my nipples away I'll take their head off.

[insert politician here] IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR NIPPLES! This is clearly UNCONSTITUTIONAL, despite THE FACT that I have NEVER read the BLOODY thing in full!

[Tack]

Flying to Sydney for a sportsball thing.
Very happy.

[Sirus]

We've actually gotten a bit of rain the past couple of days. Huzzah!

[Jopax]

Got up, put on some pants, did the morning hygene stuff then walked out barefoot onto the balcony. It's a wonderful and crisp autumn morning here. It's chilly but there's plenty of sunlight. So when you take that step from the shaded part of the balcony into the sun? That instant warmth you feel on your feet. That bit made me super happy.

[Cheeetar]

Dreaming up a Demon: The Descent campaign. It's fun to plan these kind of things, even if I never end up having any players for it.

[Arx]

Found a therapist. Went to a session. As far as I can tell, I match all but one of the symptoms of depression, and have for years. I now have a referral to a doctor to get antidepressants. Just have to persuade my mother that it's okay to be starting all of this just before finals.

[timferius]

Got a slick new hairstyle and a proper beard trim yesterday. Went from Shaggy Castaway to pretty slick. Quite pleased.

[miauw62]

asked crush for her number, didnt die