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[My Name is Immaterial]

And then God made everything in 7 days and 7 nights and everyone was like Yahweh get your shit together and unmake everything now

See, it's this kind of inefficiency that makes me a Pastafarian. I just can't a deity seriously if they take six days to create the universe: the FSM made it in just four, and then took Friday, Saturday and Sunday off.
(That is legitimately canon.)

[Teneb]

And then God made everything in 7 days and 7 nights and everyone was like Yahweh get your shit together and unmake everything now

See, it's this kind of inefficiency that makes me a Pastafarian. I just can't a deity seriously if they take six days to create the universe: the FSM made it in just four, and then took Friday, Saturday and Sunday off.
(That is legitimately canon.)

Wasn't it an accident, though?

[My Name is Immaterial]

I prefer to liken it to a glorious fire, lit when the spark of divinity met a lot of booze.

[RedKing]

Obviously poor planning. Should have made the Universe first, THEN made time. That way He wouldn't have been rushed, and you wouldn't have such obvious kludges as the platypus and male genitalia.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I don't know; I happen to like male genitalia, specifically my own. Maybe, overall, it wasn't the best choice, but I think it has a certain charm. I've had good times with it, made happy memories.

Unless you're talking about nipples, and yeah, those need to go.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Unless you're talking about nipples, and yeah, those need to go.

No, leave them.

...I refuse to elaborate.

[Rolan7]

Yeah sorry Immaterial but you're so wrong.

[IcyTea31]

Eh, there are other erogenous zones. Without nipples, people would just find something else to enjoy.

[Eric Blank]

Feet. Its all about the feet. Even furries like the freaky furry paws.

Next stop is armpits. Or open wounds. Especially in already-erogenous zones.
I guarantee there's porn of it.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Yeah sorry Immaterial but you're so wrong.

I'm referring to male nipples. As far as I can tell, they're not even erogenous. Google suggests that they aren't in most men. Maybe they are in your experience, but I guess I drew the short genetic straw when it comes to my erogenous nipple gene.

[Aklyon]

Whatever direction this thread has been going in today, its at least an interesting one so far.

[SirQuiamus]

I'm sure there are nipple-training hypnosis videos on Youtube.

[TheBiggerFish]

And then God made everything in 7 days and 7 nights and everyone was like Yahweh get your shit together and unmake everything now

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Fixed attribution.

[Graknorke]

You're not very good at shitposting.

[RedKing]

I don't know; I happen to like male genitalia, specifically my own. Maybe, overall, it wasn't the best choice, but I think it has a certain charm. I've had good times with it, made happy memories.

Unless you're talking about nipples, and yeah, those need to go.

Come on though...male genitalia is obviously a late-implementation design change. It's in an awkward location, insufficiently ruggedized, and made largely out of repurposed elbow skin.