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[LeoLeonardoIII]

Yeah she'd be like "I didn't let you do that" and you'd be all like "sure did, baby" and she's immediately thinking "where was <twin name> last night?" Then there's an unrelated misunderstanding which makes her break up with you but then she decides she wants to be with you anyway, and then discovers that she misunderstood, and comes back only to find you're at the airport. She leaps onto the jet and claws through the aluminum shell and locks you in an embrace as you plunge through the clouds together, opening her chute at the last moment.

Wait, sorry, I drifted into action movie territory there.

[Solifuge]

From Reddit via VSauce:

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being, and future child-rearing potential

Some brotha's want to play the "hard" role and say that the butt ain't gold but sexual attraction is a key component of longevity in any relationship and I'm sure that if you have a frank conversation with your mate she will understand and do her best to help you both achieve your goals both inside and outside of the bedroom.

[Singularity125]

I seem to have missed the whole soda discussion but... what about Moxie? Shame it only seems to exist in a small portion of the East Coast of the US, and I'm in Colorado now and can't get it

As for happies... Sometimes I find a video game song that I just don't get sick of. Liking this one right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIMgjDOuew

Best rival theme pokemon has ever had, IMO. Maybe too upbeat for some people, but... pah. I like it!

[Dutchling]

The best soda is still carbonized iced tea.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

From Reddit via VSauce:

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being, and future child-rearing potential

Some brotha's want to play the "hard" role and say that the butt ain't gold but sexual attraction is a key component of longevity in any relationship and I'm sure that if you have a frank conversation with your mate she will understand and do her best to help you both achieve your goals both inside and outside of the bedroom.

Does anyone else read that with the song running and it stops and talks like a normal person for the rest?

[Max White]

So... Rainbow Sochi Winter games google logo... Take that Russia!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

And quoting the olympic charter too. Also in a classy turn ignoring "indigo" because screw indigo. Indigo is Dark Blue. Isaac Asimov agrees.

[mastahcheese]

Also in a classy turn ignoring "indigo" because screw indigo. Indigo is Dark Blue. Isaac Asimov agrees.

I've always disliked indigo, not because of the color, but it's not that freaking distinguished as a color. It's just, like you said, dark blue. Friggin' poser.

[Xantalos]

From Reddit via VSauce:

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being, and future child-rearing potential

Some brotha's want to play the "hard" role and say that the butt ain't gold but sexual attraction is a key component of longevity in any relationship and I'm sure that if you have a frank conversation with your mate she will understand and do her best to help you both achieve your goals both inside and outside of the bedroom.

Best thing

[penguinofhonor]

Red velvet hot chocolate. It's like drinking a cake.

[majikero]

Red velvet hot chocolate. It's like drinking a cake.

Tell me more sir.

[Frumple]

Huuuh. I guess you could start with a red velvet batter base? Then figure out a way to thin it without making it taste horrific. Then add chocolate and boil. Boil and add chocolate. Whatever.

What's the appropriate method for liquefying a cake for consumption, anyway? You'd think something like a milkshake (cakeshake) would be doable, m'just not quite sure how. I mean, they've got slurry stuff that's cake flavored, but those tend to taste unilaterally horrific. What I'm saying: Start with actual cake, work way forward.

Couldn't just blend a baked cake, though, I don't think. Well, you could, but the texture would be atrocious. Would have to start somewhere in the batter phase. Maybe... hrm. Maybe if the cake itself was really thick and creamy instead of fluffy or whatever you could work it, I'unno. Wish I had more experience with baking. Confections in general. Near solid red velvet hot chocolate. Is intriguing.

[My Name is Immaterial]

From Reddit via VSauce:

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being, and future child-rearing potential

Some brotha's want to play the "hard" role and say that the butt ain't gold but sexual attraction is a key component of longevity in any relationship and I'm sure that if you have a frank conversation with your mate she will understand and do her best to help you both achieve your goals both inside and outside of the bedroom.

Best thing

Fact.

[scriver]

That's wonderful. But non-religious people might not bother reading the whole shirt to get the joke. Of course it's just meant to screw with religious people. But how many of your target audience will understand the chemical joke?

Well I obviously would have to cut it down or get funky with the design and there has to be a picture of a Helium atom on it. I'm pretty sure people will get it.

 

this happened

oh my dawkins

Why are all the comments deleted

/r/atheism's mods are [le]terally nazis don'tcha know

they won't even allow maymays on there anymore

okay I'm getting too /r/circlejerk here...

Seriously, though, it's because that entire thread was basically an invasion from /r/magicskyfairy. Aalewis originally posting that quote got under -2000 in its time while that got over 2500 because they attached Neil DeGrasse Tyson to it and /r/atheism took the bait like it has never been taken before, which basically proves their point.

Would you mind expanding on this? I feel there is some context here I'm missing but it sounds hilarious.

[Xantalos]

this happened

oh my dawkins

Why are all the comments deleted

/r/atheism's mods are [le]terally nazis don'tcha know

they won't even allow maymays on there anymore

okay I'm getting too /r/circlejerk here...

Seriously, though, it's because that entire thread was basically an invasion from /r/magicskyfairy. Aalewis originally posting that quote got under -2000 in its time while that got over 2500 because they attached Neil DeGrasse Tyson to it and /r/atheism took the bait like it has never been taken before, which basically proves their point.

Can you translate this? It sounds hilarious but I don't know Redditese.