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[alway]

Lol, what budget?

It hasn't been lower as a percent of the budget since the 1950s.

[ChairmanPoo]

Today'd be the anniversary of the founding of Rome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXueZtvBAp0

[Loud Whispers]

I thought the US of A already decided to claim the moon as their own...

They decided against it much like when they decided to not put a battleship in space, tanks on the moon and other such hilarious American past times. Spaceball. In space.

[Max White]

Damn it USA, you had one job! One tiny job! All you had to do was fuel technology with insane military projects! Why is that too much to ask? That helicarrier isn't going to just build itself! Those plasma pistols don't just grow on trees! You don't just find super mutants wandering around in magical pixie forests! All we ask is that you claim the moon and then find some way to effectively weaponize it! I don't even care if you are using scientists from some place escaping a fascist dictator, just get it done!

[Solifuge]

Yeah, I kind of expected flying cars and plasma pistols by now, USA. What is up with that?

Oh, wait. I just remembered that that's what the internet is for.

[Loud Whispers]

Damn it USA, you had one job! One tiny job! All you had to do was fuel technology with insane military projects! Why is that too much to ask?

They also turned down the opportunity to nuke the moon. For the best really.

[Jopax]

Terminator suit, wearable, slightly odd looking but still awesome.

Also this Oglaf comic:

[werty892]

I just heard the best explanation for why it is important for people to not have premarital sex and marrying virgins is important.

"If I could give you a fresh, just opened can of soda, or one that has had 7 dicks in it, which would you prefer?"

I personally don't care for that, but holy shit it was hilarious.

[Frumple]

Eh... this is like bizarro soda, though. Usually the longer it's been out the better it tastes. It's like a soda that starts flat and stale and reverses as time goes on. A Merlin soda, if you will. Sex is a Merlin soda.

So yeah. Load up on the Seven Dick Surprise. So long as the surprise isn't the clap.

[Mr Space Cat]

"If I could give you a fresh, just opened can of soda, or one that has had 7 dicks in it, which would you prefer?"

It depends on whether or not you knew the soda had that many dicks in it. If you had no idea, then you wouldn't tell the difference until you actually tasted the soda.

Personally, I'd be suspicious of any soda given to me by a guy who offered me sodas people stuck dicks into. [/taking_metaphors_too_srsly]

Hilarious metaphor though.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

I just heard the best explanation for why it is important for people to not have premarital sex and marrying virgins is important.

"If I could give you a fresh, just opened can of soda, or one that has had 7 dicks in it, which would you prefer?"

I personally don't care for that, but holy shit it was hilarious.

7-Up will never be the same anymore.

[Pnx]

Man, am I the only one that didn't think it was funny?
It seemed like trying to argue that maple syrup is worse than corn syrup because dogs pee against maple trees.

[Frumple]

... if dog pee is the cause of the taste of maple syrup compared to corn, then need to get some incontinent canids up in those tree orchids, stat. Maybe in the corn fields, too.

Don't... don't think that line of thought should be necessarily applied to the continuing metaphor thread, though.

[Mr Space Cat]

I thought it was funny because of how blunt yet ridiculous it is. I think there's trope for that, but I can't find it at the moment.

7-Up will never be the same anymore.

...cannot unsee.

[alway]

Well it makes perfect sense you see. It transitions smoothly over to the 'argument for chastity.'
"Why the fuck would you stick your dick in ANY can of soda?!?"