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[Nyxalinth]

[MAT:WALKIN]
Lord garbage.

MAT:WALKIN  --Christopher's less well known brother.

Lord garbage  --what results from constant mandates of useless items.

[Nyxalinth]

:hair is associated entity position of couldn't right now

violent length zero  --sounds like an anime

NAME:SWORD:BURNT_UMBER

[MANOPENETRATION:100:30]

This deadly. so dwarf.txt]  --very armok.  wow

[POPULAR]

Now breedium-sized in.  You want.  --I do?

[USE_MAT:TEARS:LIQUID]

[CREATIVE_SOCIAL_SIZES]


Tendons and eyelashes afterward given head  --Immaturity has no upper age limit.  I lol'ed.

VISION_TARGE_ROAMING] 

TISSUE:HAMMERMAN

Tendons aren't right now.

[CREATIVITY:DUTIFULNESS]  --Well, I wanted to play Skyrim, but I have to write instead.

[Bohandas]

violent length zero  --sounds like an anime

I think it sounds like a description of someone who's aggressive because they're ashamed of their small penis.

[Nyxalinth]

while we're waiting for the True Lord of Random RAWs, Sean Mirren, to return to us once more, I offer up some segments of this excellently done fortress playthrough.  When you're done here, go and read the original.  Do it!  It's awesome.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139393.0

I queue up a buffalo

Here, I queue urge the cool effects of a shaft

six z-levels deeps assing

 I destruct, white infant files

when on instaining  --how is babby formed?  They need to do way when on instaining mother...

This is my favorite - how I imagine the new passages, it reanimates, it reanimates, it reaction the corpse stockpiles  --that's actually the whole line. 

draft everyone into the food

 if a dwarf dig a stairwell - process of Ghosts

As that would result in the Stones

 if a dwarf digging their picks assignate in the urge to immediately draft everyone of the pretty

[Sean Mirrsen]

while we're waiting for the True Lord of Random RAWs, Sean Mirren, to return to us once more, I offer up some segments of this excellently done fortress playthrough.

Pffft.
Just because I made the currently-used tool everyone uses for these travesties, and regularly periodically perediogulacarly post long lists of hand-selected random RAWs, chosen with maximum entertainment value in mind, here, doesn't make the the true lord of anything. I think. >_>

Anyway! More (hopefully) funny randomized RAWs!

[CREATURE_VARIATIONS_FROM_OIL_TEMPLATE]

[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:These combinated eye tile majesty]

[DESCRIPTION:ANIMAL:ALL:HAIR]

[MULTIPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION_SCRATCH:CHILD_TILE:'T']

[BENDING:SMELTING_COBRA_MAN]

[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE_COOKED]

[EVIL_SANDY_LOWERS]

[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TROPICALLY_ERODENT_CREATURE_VARIATIONS]

[APPLY_VALUE:PERSON]

[APPLY_CREATURE:SHARK_BROADNESS:2]

[ATTACK:BITE:LEAF]

[SWIMMING:sherdwarf:bowdwarves of a snowy owl chicory bush]

[AMBUSHTIT_MATERIALS]

[BP:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_ROAMING_GAITS:900] 25 kph

[BABY_CHIN_WHEELBARRACUDA_GROUNDHOG]

[HABIT:COMMERER]

[LBSTEPLACE_SWELLIGATOR]

[AMMO_ARROW_TEMPLATE_POSSIBLE:YETI]

[GRASSLAND_HOOF_THE_GUAR_GIANT:RED_TAN_MAT_HEDGEHOG]

[IS_METAL_CREAM]

[UNDEAD_HAIR_HUNTERS:MOUNT_EMU]

[USE_BONING_POINTS_REMAINTAIN:branched wobbegong white Bowdwarves:ice togglesses widely or make water]

[I_EFFECTIONAL_CIVILIZARD_FLYING]

[FANCIFULNERABILITAR]

[SPRINT_MAP_RAMPLETE_OCELOT_MAGMA]

[TL_MAKE_INTO_BALLING_DEATH]

[KILLSTONEWARENA:YES]

[SPRING:NOEXERTION IN EVIL]

[WORLD_CUTTER_DWF:NO]

[SHAPE:BAT_MAGMA_CRAWLER]

[SOCKS:BASALT]

[WILL_BREW_PRECIPITATION] ((well, if ye got nothing else...))

[RECEIVE_SWAN_MAUL]

[USE_ANIMAL:JUSTIFICATION_CYCLOPS]

[OUTDOWN_FOURTH_OR_SOUTH:FRONT] ((what the what?))

[MOUSE_ON_ENEMY:ACCEL_LIPS:ONE_TEETH:RIBCAGE]

[WANDERGROUPER_SIZE (becauses fourth fry]

And finally:
[CHAT_WORKING_CIVILIZATION IN EVIL_ANTENNA]
((Well, that's a fanfic premise if I ever saw one. Not sure a fanfic for what though. Real life? Internet? ))

[PTTG??]

Spoiler: BENDING:SMELTING_COBRA_MAN (click to show/hide)

It may need more molten steel.

[Nyxalinth]

[RECEIVE_SWAN_MAUL]

bella Swan?  Still a better love story than Twilight.

[PTTG??]

Probably involves greek gods instead of vampires.

[ZM5]

There's hardly a drop of magma-based wave motion guns.

I know this is old, but it seems like noone picked up on it.
Magma-based wave motion guns. Magma. Based. Wave. Motion. Guns.
Just typing this is making me grow a magnificent beard.
Anyway, some entity_default.txt travesties

[DEFAULT_SYMBOL:ITEM_TOOL_CARVERATOR] - now that's my type of household appliance!
[CULL_POUCH] - all pouches must be obliterated.
[PERMITTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_PRESHER] - bone what?
[WEAPON:ITEM_TRIGGER_TRADER] - I'd make a tumblr joke here, but let's be honest - you already made it in your head.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRASSMAN] - sounds like a rejected Mega Man boss.
[ETHIC:KILL] - I'd bet most of my adventurers have this tag.
[PERMITTED_COKE] - won't find any Pepsi here.
[TOOL_LARGE] - INNUENDO
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANIMALE:queens] - oof, feminists would have a field day over this tag.
[REQUIRED_RACKS:3] - wow.
[DEMANDER] - aka a noble.
[NUMBER:ASS_OIL]
[PERMITTED_RACK]
[PANTS_GLAIVE_SUPPORT:COMMON_RACE:1] - what?
[MAX_CRAFTER] - sounds like an over-the-top superhero.
[APPOINTED_JOB:WOOD]
[USE_EVIL]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLACK_EXAMPLE:king:king:kings cons commanagers]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXEMPTION:0]
[ENT_FAT]

[Enemy post]

[USE_EVIL]

[Sean Mirrsen]

Okay, here goes some more!

[GROWTH_ITEM_ARMORY:THROAT:NECK:SPIT:SPITE]

[DESCRIPTION:A gigantic monsters]

[POPULATION_FRUIT]

[CATEGORY:HEAD:BAR:NO_EAT]

[WORD:BEARD_HEAD_POSITION_COUNT_EXOTIC]

[SKIP_ON_KILLSTONE]

[IS_FROG_MANUAL_NAMENT:ITEMENT:seers]

[ENGRAVITATION] ((pfft.))

[BARRED_TEMPERVIOUSNESS:65380]

[BUILDINGO]

[ENGRAVENDEROUS] ((PTFFFFFFT!))

[DRINK_FROG]

[END_YEARLINGUISTINK]

[RIGHT_INTO_UNITY]

[TOLERATURER] ((Pffwahahaha....))

[TRANSLAUGH] ((*silent laughter*))

[CATEGORY:NORTH_OR_LOCATIONARY]

[AT_PEAK_GRIZZLEBOX]

[END_YELLOWERS]

[VALUE_DIPLOMATILLA]

[STARD-APPLICABLE:SMASH]

[FIRE:ARM5:fifth hundead]

[INTENSILENCE] ((silence intensifies))

[IGNIFIED_IF_EXISTS_SEED_DISTRAY]

[PAIN_WHITE_ENABLED]

[SPOUSE:GROOVE]

[CAN_LEG:legs:style:spry]

[GRASP_FOR_ROBE]

[DOES_BLACK:GORILLION_TEMPTIONER]

[BODYPARTY_ORGANIC]

[PET_RADIANTAXEBLADE]

[NOPAIN_MACEMAN:maned almostly]

[ALREADY_SIZE of DF.

[COVERED_PURRINGSNAKED]

[VISION_FRUIT_PEACH-FACES_ANVIL]

[OBJECTED_BEDROOL]

[NOSKIN:FATAL] ((you don't say.))

[LOSES_DEAD ANIMAL:JUSTICK]

[MULTIPARTBODYPARTARMS]

[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNCLE]

[ENGRAVITATIONER] ((oh so that's who was doing it.))

[MUST_GUZZLER:AMETHIC:TRENCH]

[NAME_MOUTH_BITE_CHEESE]

[BRAG_ON_SWORD_LOVES:ITEMCORPION]

[BIOME_MOON] ((uh... secret feature?))

And finally:
[LOSE_EVIL_ONLY_IF_GOOD:BLUE]

[Sean Mirrsen]

And a little more:

[RAIN:MOUSE] ((as if raining cats and dogs wasn't enough))

[RESOLVE_SOCIAL:IRON_MACE] ((as the size of the bludgeon increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero))

[VEGETATIONS_BYPASS VERBAL_SKIRT]

[SOAP_TEMPEST]

[TRANSLATE:TOAD]

[HELM_HELP]

[APPLY_CRAB_SURFACE_SWELTER]

[NOBLE_PLURAL_EMISSIONS WITH_FANG:lones]

[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:100:juggle:shudder]

[UNDEAD ANIMAL_POUCHY]

[NOT_CULL_OUTDOOR_GARDEN_YELL]

[GAIN_WATER_TEMPESTLE_AND_OR_SOUNDHOG]

[CITIZEN_BE_MUTUAL]

[HEART_GRIM]

SET_MELEE_CAMPFIREBALL]

[TRUE_RIBCAGE_DEFENSE]

[MARTY_ORGAN]

[REAR_STRUGGLE]

And finally:
[END_YEAR:right, thousand BABY]

[Vozhban]

[PUS:LIP]

[REMAINS_CONTATERIOD:BY_CASTE:WHITE:RULEAN:SKIN:STAND_REQUIRED:3]


[CDI:MATERIAL_EMOTIC_INTER:1]

[APPEAK:1:IRIS_EYE_EMISSION:cats]

[PREPARE_MAT:SPART:0:70:1000:168:24000]

[PERSONALITY:MOUTH]

[CDI:TARGET_NUMBER:GREGNANCE_DARK_BROWN:1:IRIS:25]

[CDI:WAIT_PERSONALITY:ALL_SOCIAL_SKIN:EXTRENGTH:300:3500:4700:2500:12000]

[REMALE]

[ATTACK:KICKNESS:0:0:80:100]

[CDI:MALE:1:IRIS_EYE_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ASS:90:1700:NONE:NA]

[STANDARK:BONE]

[MILKABLE:BLOOD:500:2000]

[PHYS_ATTACK_VISING_POISONALITY:CHEERFULNESSION]

[PHYS_ATT_RANGE:ENDURAL_MATE:BLUE_TRIKE]

[MELTINESS:50:ENDURAL]

[CASTERIORIENDURANGER:25:0:60]

[CDI:USAGE_HINT:NEGATION_NAME:STAND]

[ATTACK_COLOR:2:0:50:7200:0]

[SYN_INHALE_TARGET_LAY_CATERIOD:CREAT:ATT_RANCE_BRUISINGULAR]


[CAN_DO_INT:NONE]

[ZM5]

[APPEAK:1:IRIS_EYE_EMISSION:cats]

Cat eye beams? I like the sound of that.

I put my modded creature file into the travesticator:
[NOT_LIFE]

[NATURE_VALUE:GLUTES:MOTTLED_CLASS:9000]

[TISSUE_LAYER:PUS_TISSUE_LAYER:IRIS_EYE_ORANGE:300:130:2950:100:100]

[ATTACT_CATER_SPEECH:CHILD_TO_RAGE]
   
[CDI:TART:1:1]

[SYN_IMPLATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling lust]

[ATTACK_VERB:throw a disgust fire]

[BIOME:gnoll]

[ATTACTION:A humanoid cursed head blood]

[SWIMMUNE]

[DESTHETIC_TEMPLAN:STONGUE:Hurl rock:kickness the gods fluid]

[CE_MODIFFICULAR_ONLY:SKULL:MALE_LAYER:NAIL:NAIL:FRONTACK_PRIOD:BLOOD:BY_CREATURE:ALL:STRIGGER:SKULL:SNAP:BY_CATERIAL_SOLID:disease bride]

[CREATURE:PUS:LOCAL_SKILL:MELEE_COMBAT:30]

[COLOR_MOUN:nose cloud:NAIL:FRONE_ORANGESTLINEW:SINE:5000]

[Edward_Tohr]

[VALUE:TRANSLATION:EXPEDITION:BY_HEIR] ((So that's why your expedition leader inherits the Baron position on embark))

[WANDER:FEMALE:baroness consort] ((And why his wife shows up in the first migrant wave.))

[WORLD_CONSTRUCTION:GLAZER] ((And in my world, there'll be tin everywhere!))

[VALUE:COOK]

[PERMITTED_REACTION:0]

[POSITION_CROSSBOW] ((Maybe dwarves should have this tag.))

[GEM_SHORT] (("Sorry, Urist. We're short on gems right now." "Urist McMoody has gone berserk!"))

[SHIELD:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT:COMMON]

[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:ITEM_SHAPE:ROUND] ((This is why Fluffy Wambler men never last long.))

[AMMO:ITEM_ARMOR_TUNNEL:NAME:captain:captain of the required outpost liaison:outpost liaison:outpost liaisons]

[EXECUTION:BREWER] ((Noooooo!))

[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]

[PERMITTED_REACTION:ELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLE:NAME:managers]

[VALUE:SELF_CONSTRUCTIONS] (("Here's my artifact! It has seven picutres of me making it on it!"))

[PUNISHMENT:UNTHINKABLE_POT]

[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS_LEGENDSHIP:0]

[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_CLOAK:COMMON]

[GEM_SHAPE:PERSONAL_MATTER]

[HELM:ITEM_SHAPINGS]

[VALUE:TRILLION_CABOCHON] ((A more modern Planepacked would like this.))

[USE_BONING:1500] ((Oh my!))

[TRANQUILITY:MILKER]

[WEAPON:ITEM_TRAINER]

[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:WAR:VIOLENT]

[VALUE:LOYALTY:0]

[STONE_SHAPE:RECTANGULAR_CAPTAIN]

[ART_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_SHRUBLAND_MAX:3]

[SPECIAL_BURNS_SHOES_SITE_TYPE:CUNNING:NOT_CULL]

[APPOINTED_JOB:SIEGE:0]

[RULES_FROM_LOCATION:HAMMER_WAR] (("The first rule of War Hammer, is you do not talk about War Hammer.))

[SHOES:ITEM_TOOL_KNIFE_CARETAKER]

[NAME_SUPPORT:ANY_SAVANNA:1]

[ETHIC:THEFT:PERSONAL_MAIL_SHIRT:COMMON] ((Don't you just hate it when people always wear your mail shirts?))

[CLOTHINKABLE]

[PERMITTED_REACTION:PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_TOY_AXE]

[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DIPLOMAT_BODYGUARDS] ((Some bodyguards certainly are reactive, all right.))

[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_REACTION:EXPEDITION:BRASSLAND:1]

[NAME:chief medical dwarf:chief medical dwarf:militia count:countesses copied from ore for the LAND:1] ((How does that fit on your business card?))

[PERMITTED_REACTION:MILITY:MEET_WORK_EXEMPTION:OUTPOST_LIAISON] ((Meeting the Outpost Liasion is permitted? Clearly this wasn't from the dwarf raws.))

[GEM_SHAPE:ROMANCE:65]

[ACTION:NICKEL_SILVER_POPULATION:BROKER]

[PERMITTED_JOB:TRANQUILITY:LAW:0]

[OCEAN:12] ((Drunkbeard the Dwarven was almost twice as good as other pirates.))

[REQUIRED_SHIELD_SHAPE:MARTIAL_BURIAL]

[VALUE:FAIRNESS:-50] (("I want a slade bed in my burial chamber! Or I'll execute the legendary weaponsmith!"))

[VALUE:SELF_CONSTRUMENT_OTHER:CAPTAIN]

[WORLD_CONTROSPECTION:MILITARY_GOALS]

[VALUE:TRAPCOMP_GIANT_TO_PASTER_FAT]

[SELECT_SYMBOL:REQUIRED_OFFICE:1]

[CURRENCY:GOLD_MAX:3] ((That's one way to beat inflation.))

[REQUIRED_CABOCHON]

[ETHIC:MAKE_MEAD] ((But we've executed the brewer!))

[TRAPCOMP:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_MODIFIER:2:0:0]

[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IN_LEGGINGS]

[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_PIKEDBALL]

[ETHIC:TORTURE:GOBLIN] ((Nothing unusual here.))

[TRANQUILITY:MILL_NEUTRAL:REMAINTAIN:1] ((Here, either.))

[SELECT_SYMBOL:WALL] ((All in all....))

[PROGRESS_TRIBUTE]

[VALUE:HARD_WORTHY]

[CULL_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMO:ITEM_ARMONY:0]

[CHAT_WORKER] (("So, Urist, what are you wearing?"))

[GEM_SHOES:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_PICK] ((A pick made into gem shoes being worn as pants? Or pants made into a gem shoe being used as a pick?))

[RELIGION:COUNT_EXEMPTION:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_BATTLE]

[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTH:COMMON] ((Dammit! Another migration wave of nothing but high master Pig Tail fiber cloth!))

[PROGRESS_HONEYCOMB]

[GEM_SHOES:COMMON] ((Apparently so common you can turn them into pick-pants))

[TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREW_DRINK_FROM_LOCATION:DRUID] ((I see nothing wrong here.))

[CREATURER]

[REQUIRED_REACTION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]

[START_BIOME_SIEGE:NAME_TUNIC:COMMON] (("Urist McSoldier has bestowed a name upon a cave spider silk tunic! x45"))

[SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR_CLOAK:COMMON] ((Making your cloak into shoes is common?))

[REQUIRED_BY:GENERAL] ((Ahh. Because it's required. Gotcha.))

[RELIGION:GLAZER] ((Well, he did construct the world....))

[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE] (("Mama, I wanna be a goat when I grow up!" "NOT IN THIS FORTRESS!"))

[VALUE:PEACE:UNTHINKABLE] ((Yyyyyyyep.))

[DIGGER_PROCESSION:RENDER]

[GEM_SHAPE:ROMANCE:70] ((5 more romance than before!))

[PRECEIVE_DIPLOMAT] (("The diplomat might be showing up soon! Better sit around in my office and do nothing at all for six months!"))

[HELM:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMERCHANT_CUT_GEM]

[VALUE:NAME_WALL:NEGATOR]

[VALUE:LEISURE_FOR_FUN:UNCOMMON] (("Eeew, Urist actually has fun when he's loafing around! What a freako!"))

[ENTITY_MEMBER:PERSONAL_MATTER]

[WOOD_ARMORER] (("The woodcutter attacks the tree in the bark with his iron axe, but the attack bounces off the tree's iron breastplate!"))

[PERMITTED_JOB:TRANSLATION:TUNNEL:NAME_BRIDGE]

[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CARETAKER]

[VALUE:ROUND]

[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY_MEMBER:1] (("You must kill exactly one entity member."))

[PERMITTED_BOXES:2]

[DEMANDER:FANCIFUL:640]

[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISHMENT:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_LARGE_POT]

[INSTRUCTION:FORCE]

[LOCATION:BY_POT]

[NUMBER:PLANT_CULL]

[PERMITTED_REACTION:BILLON_MACE]

[PERMITTED_JOB:MASON:PUNISHMENT:0]