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Author Topic: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?  (Read 27569 times)

CobaltKobold

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #285 on: September 21, 2009, 04:50:27 pm »

The saying goes, "All mushrooms are edible...once."

As for thread, I'd say that it's in good fun. Unlike threads more in line of "The internet is for porn"-which, while a catchy song, is not exactly the point of being here.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #286 on: September 21, 2009, 05:25:53 pm »

Hey, there's twice as much sport in finding inedible mushrooms and feeding them to small children...
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #287 on: September 21, 2009, 06:14:45 pm »

Rock Nuts + Plump Helmet = ???
Oh why must the names of plants resemble reproductive organs
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #288 on: September 21, 2009, 08:30:04 pm »

Seriously... every DF plant has an innuendouous connotation. Well... most.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #289 on: September 21, 2009, 08:39:14 pm »

Seriously... everything has an innuendouous connotation. Well... most.

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #290 on: September 21, 2009, 08:46:58 pm »

You just need to put it in the sentence "I'd ___ her/him with my ___, if you know what I mean."
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #291 on: September 21, 2009, 10:48:34 pm »

I'd play a wholesome game of chess with her with my expensive glass chess set from Belgium if you know what I mean.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #292 on: September 21, 2009, 11:06:51 pm »

A monument made of adamantium is being erected, if you know what I mean.

The Kobold is snatching from the fortress, if you know what I mean.

I made an artifact scepter if you know what I mean.

Protect from the skulking filth, if you know what I mean.

I'm Planepacked, if you know what I mean.

I found some hidden fun stuff, if you know what I mean.

I'm a legendary wrestler, if you know what I mean.

I'm embedded with a spike of adamantine, if you know what I mean.

I've grown a plump helmet, if you know what i mean.

I grown quite the beard, if you know what I mean.

Size don't matter, if you know what I mean.

I've got an almighty penetrating arrow, if you know what I mean.

Some migrants have arrived, if you know what I mean.

I have broken into a peculiar chamber through the base of the mountain, if you know what I mean.

I grow bloated tubers, if you catch my drift.

I own a magma cannon, if you know what i mean.

I can rustle through your quarry bush, if you know what I mean.

Beware the catsplosion, if you know what i mean.

I'm your outpost liaison if you know what I mean.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #293 on: September 21, 2009, 11:08:17 pm »

I'd smelt bars of metal into small instruments with my forge if you know what I mean.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #294 on: September 21, 2009, 11:29:16 pm »

I know a guy named Urist, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #295 on: September 21, 2009, 11:41:55 pm »

I've got an innuendous connotation, if you know what I mean...

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #296 on: September 21, 2009, 11:42:23 pm »

Itnetlolor brings up a good point, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #297 on: September 21, 2009, 11:44:01 pm »

I'm rigging a model, if you know what i mean.

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #298 on: September 21, 2009, 11:46:40 pm »

I'm making a point, if you know what i mean...
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #299 on: September 21, 2009, 11:52:55 pm »

I'm a bronze colossus, if you know what I mean.

I've got a quantum stockpile, if you know what I mean.

I'm a pump operator, if you know what I mean.

I found a bottomless pit, if you know what I mean.

I've got a quiver of silver bolts, if you know what I mean.

I'm quite the marksdwarf, if you know what I mean.

I can operate a furnace, if you know what i mean.

I can pull a lever, if you know what I mean.

I've got an atom-smasher, if you know what I mean.

This is like an orc siege, if you know what I mean.

There's a tantrum spiral, if you know what i mean.

I've got a massive army and a handful of champions, if you know what I mean.
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