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Zironic

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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2009, 12:33:58 pm »

When I say anime - for an Otaku - I mean hentai.
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2009, 01:22:59 pm »

I do not get what is so weird or disturbing about this thing. Sex toys for women are OK and sophisticated sex toy for men is "a deamon artifact and should be burned"?

What is the difference between dildo and flashlight? Or butplug and dildo for men? I do not get it.
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2009, 01:24:15 pm »

When I say anime - for an Otaku - I mean hentai.
Even so, inner cervical shots?  Don't answer that, please.

As for DennyTom, I suppose so, but that still doesn't change the fact that this particular item is freakin' weird.
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« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2009, 01:27:54 pm »

I do not get what is so weird or disturbing about this thing. Sex toys for women are OK and sophisticated sex toy for men is "a deamon artifact and should be burned"?

Speaking objectively, this one is disturbing.  Partly is just the amount of detail, which is unnerving in itself because someone (or probably a group of someones) spent a lot of time designing the thing.  Moreso, it's that "cervix" doodad, which as pointed out, is normally biologically impossible, and suggests that this thing was designed to emulate a uterine duct about four inches long.

Basically, it's not so much the device itself, as all the implications behind it's creation.
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2009, 01:32:27 pm »

When I say anime - for an Otaku - I mean hentai.
Even so, inner cervical shots?  Don't answer that, please.

As for DennyTom, I suppose so, but that still doesn't change the fact that this particular item is freakin' weird.
I've never seen it, but I do remember reading some fan fictions with women screaming with pleasure as men pierce that silly cervix. So I assume it's out there.
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2009, 01:40:03 pm »

When I say anime - for an Otaku - I mean hentai.
Even so, inner cervical shots?  Don't answer that, please.

As for DennyTom, I suppose so, but that still doesn't change the fact that this particular item is freakin' weird.
I've never seen it, but I do remember reading some fan fictions with women screaming with pleasure as men pierce that silly cervix. So I assume it's out there.
Horrifically, such an act would be incredibly painful and damaging.
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2009, 02:40:30 pm »

A-hem. Obviously that thing doesn't pretend to be an anatomically accurate replica of the real deal. If you consider that a cervix replica, what about the stuff before? I really do hope you never had to put your stuff into another stuff with "click orbs" and "side ribs".

It is weird, but I don't think their purpose was a "cervix simulator". Probably just different shapes for different feelings.
But that's from Japan, so, mmm. I don't know.
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« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2009, 02:45:17 pm »

You gotta know when to hold'em, know whent to fold'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run...

That hole seems a tad small...
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2009, 02:51:38 pm »

You gotta know when to hold'em, know whent to fold'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run...

That hole seems a tad small...

Well, it is from Japan.
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« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2009, 02:52:51 pm »

You gotta know when to hold'em, know whent to fold'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run...

That hole seems a tad small...

Well, it is from Japan.

Should have let that one slide. There is such a thing as too easy.

Regarding the "this thing scares the crap out of me" line of reasoning, I figure the more science involved, the more chances there are for something to go wrong. And if something goes wrong with that thing, it'll be something horribly wrong. Better to err on the side of caution, as they say.
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2009, 03:36:49 pm »

That thing had me laughing my cute, jiggly little buns off.  Not so much the concept, but just the way it was presented.  It looked like the kind of hip, cool and popular style of advertising you'd use for a new cellphone or car or something.

"Introducing the new iPoon from Apple labs!  You'll never need a real woman again!"


I didn't quite get the three button thingies...   Were those just push-points?  Seems rather...  Strange.  Was hoping for something automated, but whatever.

And only fifty uses?  Crikey, I hope they ship in bulk.  And yeah, that hole did seem a bit disturbingly small...


Much I am unhappy with the fact that the sex toy market is outrageously unbalanced in favor of women, I really just don't see how this thing is going to change the trend.

Heck, one of those "fairy"-sized sex dolls would be less creepy.

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« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2009, 03:59:17 pm »

well the small hole could definately ba counted towards one thing, and same with the cervix idea.....

and that would be, as with most objects of this type oriented towards men, an emulation of (dare i say it, yes i do) a virgin. well, a particularly...er...small one, but then again, if it is emulative of japanese women,then from what people say about the jap chicks where i live, this is the proper size.


and here is a question then, if people question the realism of ribs and orbs and stuff....


How many real penii have you come across that are ribbed or have spikes or studs on them(not counting prince alberts). many female consumer oriented objects have these, so whats the difference?

I was also kinda expecting some kind of vibrating action to be demonstrated, but i guess that THAT would make it dangerous.
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2009, 04:10:46 pm »

How many real penii have you come across that are ribbed or have spikes or studs on them(not counting prince alberts). many female consumer oriented objects have these, so whats the difference?

None really.  Naturally, I find those products equally disturbing to look at.

I was also kinda expecting some kind of vibrating action to be demonstrated, but i guess that THAT would make it dangerous.

Which I've never understood either.  For people with an epilepsy fetish I suppose.

I really should quit while I'm ahead.  We're in dangerous water here.  Safe question time - are these advertisements seen anywhere except on the Internet?  Do they air on late-night TV like for those Trojan "finger massagers"?
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2009, 04:18:02 pm »

I do not get what is so weird or disturbing about this thing. Sex toys for women are OK and sophisticated sex toy for men is "a deamon artifact and should be burned"?

Speaking objectively, this one is disturbing.  Partly is just the amount of detail, which is unnerving in itself because someone (or probably a group of someones) spent a lot of time designing the thing.  Moreso, it's that "cervix" doodad, which as pointed out, is normally biologically impossible, and suggests that this thing was designed to emulate a uterine duct about four inches long.

Basically, it's not so much the device itself, as all the implications behind it's creation.

The fact someone spent a lot of time designing the thing is disturbing? Well if I ever decide to buy a sex toy I will definitely choose some well designed.

As for the cervix part - I agree with Ai Shizuka. This is not designed to be realistic. (just look at design of some dildos and vibrators ... they can be very disturbing, look nothing like the real thing and still be very popular due their qualities)
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Re: Tenga Fliphole Onacup
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2009, 07:01:17 pm »

All I know, is that I would never use that. It propagates unhealthy ideas about women. Also, I think it is just disturbing that they designed several stages - tested them out and such.
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