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[JoshuaFH]

A Megalisk has destroyed your barracks! You've been friended!

[Phantom]

A ghost has blown up your base with a nuke. You have a new message
"Marine Rush Kekekkekekeke"

[chaoticag]

Your zergs over run the enemy.

You have recieved a present.

It is a bird.

[Muz]

Invite your friends for more zerglings! Friends who invite 5 friends become Megalisks. Those who don't become Lurkers.

[Makrond]

I like Facebook. I joined at the behest of my psychiatrist who thought it might be a good idea to help cope with depression.

I like it because it reminds me who my real friends were in high school. It's surprising, though, to see how many people remember me and still want to talk to me for whatever reason - even though I rarely spoke to anyone in high school outside of snarky comments or the occasional condescending attempt at 'help'.

That said the billions of notifications and requests from FarmTown/Mafia Wars/Vampire whatever annoy me. I have blocked requests and notifications from those applications because I really don't care.

[Cthulhu]

Found something strange.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I haven't found anything but this tidbit on this tree.

Who will join me on an epic quest to find this tree, and gather its seeds?  They will grow in every forest!

Gather your conquistador-hats.

[Jude]

conquistador-hats.

Is that what they're calling them nowadays?

[Cthulhu]

What are they actually called?

[DJ]

Condoms.

[Judas Maccabeus]

Facebook is strange.  All those silly games, and the like.  All I want is an easy way to contact someone that's not conveniently nearby!  I don't want to be a vampire or that.  And I already have a farm.  If I want to play a game I can do that more fun elsewhere.

And you can keep the conquistador hat.  I prefer to use a pith helmet when I go exploring. 

[Cthulhu]

Condoms.

No, I meant actual Conquistador helmets.  If we're journeying to find a lost tree or fountain or somesuch we have to wear breastplates and conquistador helmets, and we have to have cool moustaches, or else no one will take us seriously.

[DJ]

It's morion. But for conquest of the fabled vagina tree, condoms would work better.

[Cthulhu]

It's not like you can get it pregnant.  It's just a tree.

[DJ]

How can you guarantee you're the first conquistador to get there?

[Cthulhu]

Surely the discovery of such a tree would be on the news.