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[Jackrabbit]

That hurt. I would like to think I have posted here enough for people to know that I am not a total nub.

Apologise.

I'm very cynical Ted, as y'know.

[ToonyMan]

lol 42 dood

[Jackrabbit]

ToonyMan. Go sit in a corner and calm down.

[redacted123]

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[ToonyMan]

This one amused me
Question: Where will the items be kept?
Answer: In your inventory. Hit "I" to access.

Funny.   

[Errol]

Moar old q/a duos infernale:

Can you rank crotchetiness?

    * hell yeah
    * If you can number old people.
    * Sure. I'll give "irritable" the rank of Captain, and "curmudgeonly" the rank of Commander.
    * sex
    * yes.

What'll it be?

    * I'd like a #5 meal with a Dr. Pepper.
    * Red.. no Blue!
    * sushi
    * what is this thing?

Why do some people groups live longer than others?

    * death
    * They haven't figured out that pulling out doesn't work.
    * Because if they didn't, and everyone lived the exact same length, how would that even fucking work? Would we all be invincible from any possible form of death, until we hit the lifespan threshold and just keel over for no reason? What a stupid question. I

Where are the three types of muscle tissue found?

    * Scattered on the floor, after a bad accident.
    * in... your muscles?
    * ISLAMIC RIGHTS HAHA

What is zionism anyway?

    * Quite annoying, especially if you're Palestinian

Is the whole truth worth knowing?

    * egads. questions. no more. can't. handle. questions. ;oqirehg;oiqehrg;oijl;kasdl;kf
    * not usually. it will get you in trouble.
    * yes
    * Always.
    * Some things are better left unknown to some.

// I am sad that nobody referenced Cthulhu here.

How do i get my students into blackboard?

    * Are you trying to torture them? You damned sadist! No human could ever fit inside a black board!
    * with your teacher-y magic! also, typing might help.

What does luke actually say here?

    * howdy
    * Leia! You're my uncle!
    * NO

[ToonyMan]

Let me try this...

"If you were stuck on a desert island, who would you blame?"

Umm......................








YOUR FACE.  Yeah, that'll work.

Oh, they said it was a good answer yum.

[Jackrabbit]

    * I'd like a #5 meal with a Dr. Pepper.

Heh, that one was mine.

[Rilder]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)

    * Alot of fucking wood.

 

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Why did it happen?

    * Because the Jews planned it.

Yeah, kinda my answer :|

Why? Because it was the first thing that popped into my head.

[Jackrabbit]

You have been spending too much time on 4chan. I prescribe brain bleach.

[Jack_Bread]

My sister needs some of that. Her first time going on 4chan... she went straight for /b/. she was also the one who told me to spam "desu" and all that other crap(after reading an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica).

[penguinofhonor]

I found some pretty good answers to old questions:

Did he say anything to you?
* No, so I assumed he was dead and threw him in the incinerator. I was wrong.

Can ye say in mair detail whit wey the "uplaid file" page is giein ye grief?
* Aye, ah cannae find te file ah want tae uplaid!
* your stupid

What?
* I said, the engine on the left wing appears to be on fire!
* yes

How many churchgoers who believe in salvation conditioned on themselves feel bad when they have a thought of lust or hatred or covetousness?
* about 6
* not too many, people aren't too devout these days and dismiss those toughts as a fleeting glance of their subconcious inovoluntarily making connections to the human libido
* It depends on how devoted they are to their beliefs.
* Catholics.
* Lust or covetousness, probably very very few. Hatred, perhaps a few more.

[Dragooble]

What is the fuction of an egg?
*please define fuction

that's my awnser.

[ToonyMan]

For those interested.  I made a question called "Dwarf Fortress rocks, right?" on like Sunday this week.

Here are the results so far.

http://www.questionparty.com/questions/show/49478

Do not go in if you are of faint of heart.