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[Dakk]

I decided to make a blog purely for the lulz lately, and i though DF deserved a post on it, i created it yesterday so i didn't quite invite anyone yet, but hell, there you go.

http://inb4lol.blogspot.com/

Make sure you read the notice on top of it.
Its also intentionally inaccurate

[Rowanas]

Hey Dakk, it turns out that I hate you on the following grounds:

Lack of grammar
Lack of spelling
Use of lulz
having no working brain cells

[Rilder]

Meh blogs, screw them.

Surprised someone hasn't made a twitter from the perspective of a dwarf in a fortress

"OMG That noble just got thrown into magma"

[TheDJ17]

I for one don't care what Urist5000 has for breakfast.

[Karlito]

Surprised someone hasn't made a twitter from the perspective of a dwarf in a fortress

"OMG That noble just got thrown into magma"

That sounds like fun.

[Deon]

10 times "fuck" on the first page. It's not too clever says Yoda.

[Itnetlolor]

Surprised someone hasn't made a twitter from the perspective of a dwarf in a fortress

"OMG That noble just got thrown into magma"

That sounds like fun.

He's gonna need one hell of a length of wall to engrave. Better get some practice in, unless of course, he's already at least proficient in engraving. Otherwise, lulz, shorthand, and 1337-speak would be the "more efficient" way of engraving.

[Capntastic]

If you didn't spend every sentence trying desperately to be 'funny', it might be readable.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

http://inb4lol.blogspot.com/

My eyes! They bleed!

[Eidalac]

I chuckled.

But I should have been in bed 4 hours ago, so...

[Timst]

Not that bad, but a bit encylopedia dramatiquesque, yep.

[Im_Sparks]

Horrid comedy, 4chan-esque humor, and a "trying-to-be-cool" idea. Let me break you.

First off, the original material, or lack there-of.

IDD (Indie Developer Disease) and work less and less on the project, untill it was almost falling into the deep pit of oblivion [insert goatse here]

a huge nig- i mean, ape, which would inevitably lead to his mental retardation making him totally oblivious of the company's casual gamer AIDS-filled future?

It currently has two play modes: Fortress mode (read: Build a self-destructive communist monarchic medieval society mode) and Adventurer mode (read: become a one man civilization destroying elf raping army of lulz that gets eaten by a pack of wolves mode)

Dear god, it's horrible.
Anyway, moving on. The bland, un-directed offensive nature honestly has no real purpose other than appealing to internet tough guys who HAET EVRYUN. The copious amounts of dislike and slurs leaves a foul taste in one's mouth, and coupled with the half-assed attempt at humor, really makes me want to shove kittens into my sensory orifices so I never have to hear, see, smell or touch anything that I would associate with this blog.

I also get that you're trying. You're trying hard. You're trying TOO hard. The references you make to everything to appease the Typical "closet genius"(Read: shoehorning) makes me cringe. Not only are you making Dwarfort seem like a hyper-complex smart game for the smart man and in-accessible(Albeit, it is.), but you and your horrible jokes and slurs are turning off said smart man.

You should take down the blog immediately.

You seem like one of those teens who try desperately to seem really smart and great so that they can fit in with the smart crowd and the older crowd, but really are stupid, arrogant and no one really likes
(Kind of like me)

[Sir Pseudonymous]

Not that bad, but a bit encylopedia dramatiquesque, yep.

It tries to be, but is doing it wrong. It also lacks the unabashedly omnicidal vitriol and uninhibited obscenity. It almost makes it in parts, but overall it is a seething mass of fail. Kind of like if encyclopaedia dramatica were written by one guy, rather than a hivemind of psychopaths.

[forsaken1111]

I 'lol'd' at the blog... not because it was funny but because it tries way to hard to be funny. Just write, don't turn everything into a joke or try to be clever... you aren't very clever when all you can do for jokes is misspell words, use profanity, and overuse memes.

[Ai Shizuka]

You aren't doing DF a favor with that garbage.
If my only reference about DF was something like your blog, I'm sure I'd never downloaded it.

Oh, and talking about the "good old times" of videogames is so totally overdone. You probably was just a project in your father's nutsack at that time (see? everyone can do it).