Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

pudding

pops

[Gatleos]

You'd think Condy would have heard the ruckus and arrived to claim her new lapdogs by now.

[Elephant Parade]

Maybe controlling one superpowered, free-willed creature is difficult enough without adding two more? Also, I suspect that she's busy doing something else; I wonder what. She'll probably show up randomly later and mess things up like PM and Jack just did.

[Max White]

Does Jane even realize she is dealing with beings that have first guardian powers+?
Somehow I think dog beats cat in this situation.

[Graknorke]

You'd think Condy would have heard the ruckus and arrived to claim her new lapdogs by now.

She doesn't really need to so long as Jade can be alive'd.

[Slayerhero90]

Ah, fall, when all green things die, such as grass,
the leaves,
and Jade as well.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Does Jane even realize she is dealing with beings that have first guardian powers+?
Somehow I think dog beats cat in this situation.

Unless the cat is serving as a temporary distraction so that Jane can revive Jade.

[Blade Master Model 42]

That was what I figured, personally.

[Trif]

Update!

It's nice to see the ridiculous side of Homestuck again.

[Darvi]

Dave stop it I'm running out of ammo for sinking ships.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Jane should have fired when Bec Noir and PM were still standing there.

[Gatleos]

Am I completely imagining Dave having mentioned a "hot momswap party" at some point

...I think I am.

[Aqizzar]

DAVE: john so listen
DAVE: youre like among my top echelon of best bros so i feel the need to be frank with you on this
DAVE: regardless of how totally messed up the entire situation is
JOHN: uh.
JOHN: dave, what are you talking about?
DAVE: look its not like it was something that was entirely premeditated or anything
DAVE: its just sometimes theres a hot girl around and she happens to be an alternate universe iteration of your bros ectomom or grandma or whatever
DAVE: and i dont know i guess the fact that she is your genetic predecessor still gives her the maternal hotness multiplier
DAVE: what am i supposed to do john how am i supposed to deny that multiplier it cant fuckin be done yo
JOHN: wait. hold on.
JOHN: are you trying to say that... you and... my nanna...
DAVE: i didnt mean for it to turn out this way im sorry
JOHN: wow. that is really strange.
JOHN: but at the same time, sort of a relief, i guess?
DAVE: relief
DAVE: what do you mean
JOHN: well, you know roxy, right? your sort-of mom?
DAVE: john what did you do to my mom
JOHN: nothing!
JOHN: i mean, nothing i don't think you already did with my nanna?
DAVE: you son of a bitch

[Qmarx]

Hot mom?

[Putnam]

Hot mom?

i even have a new avatar

[Soadreqm]

Am I completely imagining Dave having mentioned a "hot momswap party" at some point

This page. Solve puzzles until you meet Dave. Then, be Dave. Then, talk to Rose.

every time we start talking about her as my mom things just start snowballing down our dumb conversational ski slope and suddenly sigmund freud and king oedipus start banging each others hot moms at some kind of depraved sexy momswap party

This is a thing that happened.