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[FuzzyZergling]

The real question is, how does John know how to use the word 'Canon' in this way?

Maybe he met a certain orange-skinned man in his travels?

[Slayerhero90]

_{John saw a nice girl and told her about Homestuck.}

[Dermonster]

Maybe John teleports to the real world and tells andrew hussie about his life.

And thus.

[Doomblade187]

Spoiler: Is it just me, or is this the most adorable thing ever? (click to show/hide)

No, it's not just you.

[Trif]

Update!

[Putnam]

TORPEDOES HAVE HIT WE'RE LISTING SHE'S GOING DOWN ABANDON SHIP

[Rolan7]

Oh man this is so sweet! 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Roxy finally has someone to flirt with and the two teams are forming a reasonable endgame plan and the mayor's okay and AR and Equius found happiness and and...

...
Hussie's about to kill off everybody isn't he?  None will survive.

[Aqizzar]

JOHN: it was a stupid idea based on hardly anything. like one day of conversations.
JOHN: but since i've gotten to know her better...
JOHN: i don't know.
JOHN: i think i might actually...
JOHN: kind of hate her?

What is this alien feeling?  Is this... pain?

JOHN: surprisingly, i know a LOT about that subject.
JOHN: for instance, did you know they turn into gigantic snakes when they have sex?
ROXY: :O

Ah good, it went away.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Theory: When Roxy goes to give the ring to Calliope, she's going to run into Meenah and the Skeleton Crew, and one of them, probably Vriska, will get the ring from her.

It's been two years since she last completely fucked up the plot, but there's still time for one more.

[Liber celi]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All this Vriskabashing satisfies my burning hunger for morality.

Wait, competent people acting in concert to do plausible things? In my Homestuck?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Theory: When Roxy goes to give the ring to Calliope, she's going to run into Meenah and the Skeleton Crew, and one of them, probably Vriska, will get the ring from her.

It's been two years since she last completely fucked up the plot, but there's still time for one more.

Maybe. Or LE will get it and it will turn out he was Bruce Willis all along.

Oh, speaking of theories: What if WV just eats LE(who's GREEN) whole? Problem solved?

[Diablous]

JOHN: it was a stupid idea based on hardly anything. like one day of conversations.
JOHN: but since i've gotten to know her better...
JOHN: i don't know.
JOHN: i think i might actually...
JOHN: kind of hate her?

I'm fine. I am totally fine. I can take this-DAMN YOU HUSSIE! Because I am totally okay and am not getting my heart broken by fictional characters-HATE YOU SO MUCH! My face is not covered with blood and tears because I got super worked up over a silly romance side plot in a webcomic-WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!? Because I am totally fine and not in denial at all.

Wait, competent people acting in concert to do plausible things? In my Homestuck?

I find it hard to believe as well. There's gotta be a catch somewhere.

[hops]

TORPEDOES HAVE HIT WE'RE LISTING SHE'S GOING DOWN ABANDON SHIP

I'm pretty sure JohnVris had been hit consistently for over 3 canon-years now.

[Dermonster]

With the fall of the old JohnVris vessel, arises a new.

Blackrom all the way through the bloody skies.

[Slayerhero90]

YAEY JOHNROXY

[Graknorke]

YAEY JOHNROXY

........
no

No way would that happen. Roxy's two favourite things about John are that he's both male and available.

[Putnam]

And looks like Jake.