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[CJ1145]

And in a stunning revelation that surprises no one, Gamzee is fucking everywhere. Again.

So yeah update.

[Jim Groovester]

Sloppy space snake makeouts.

[Dermonster]

Cherubs give one hell of a lay, I say I say.

[Diablous]

UPDATE!

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More cherub exposition. Apparently cherubs all have some connection to a mysterious something that resides over everything eternal. That's apparently what all the weird rainbow energy shit is. All of this stuff about the cherubs is honestly starting to set of my Mary Sue detector (or more accurately, overpowered species that exists so the author can preach about how much we all suck detector. But that counts as a Mary Sue in my book.). But considering this is the origin story of the avatar of the fans and antifans, I can't say I'm all that surprised.

Weird how adult cherubs all have wings, yet LE doesn't but otherwise looks like an adult cherub. It's probably because Caliborn predominated before he was supposed to and that crippled his physical development along with his mental growth.

EDIT: Bah ninja'd.

Cherubs give one hell of a lay, I say I say.

Yeah, they pretty much have the best hate-sex in existence.

[frostshotgg]

Fucking giant space snake sex, how does it work?

[Graknorke]

Wait... so LE is invincible because he's constantly taking part in the cherub mating ritual?
Gross.

[Descan]

No, he's not a giant space snake, so he's not engaging in an alien-skeleton sex ritual. 

[Max White]

At some people in time, somebody is going to create a lot of statues of liberty.

[Graknorke]

No, he's not a giant space snake, so he's not engaging in an alien-skeleton sex ritual.

Something similar to it then. Otherwise we wouldn't have been told about it. Maybe it's an issue with Caliborn not having properly matured.

EDIT:

At some people in time, somebody is going to create a lot of statues of liberty.

It was Dave, under HIC's rule.

[Darvi]

No, he's not a giant space snake, so he's not engaging in an alien-skeleton sex ritual.

Something similar to it then. Otherwise we wouldn't have been told about it. Maybe it's an issue with Caliborn not having properly matured.

EDIT:

At some people in time, somebody is going to create a lot of statues of liberty.

It was Dave, under HIC's rule.

So essentially... Lord English is hitting on all of reality without having the maturity to make it anything definitive.

[Dermonster]

Lord English is getting the cosmic cock block.

[Furtuka]

No, he's not a giant space snake, so he's not engaging in an alien-skeleton sex ritual.

Something similar to it then. Otherwise we wouldn't have been told about it. Maybe it's an issue with Caliborn not having properly matured.

EDIT:

At some people in time, somebody is going to create a lot of statues of liberty.

It was Dave, under HIC's rule.

So essentially... Lord English is hitting on all of reality without having the maturity to make it anything definitive.

He's trapped in puberty because of his killing Calliope!

[Graknorke]

Wait, that means that the reason they need to find winner!Calliope is to...
Oh.

[Furtuka]

Wait, that means that the reason they need to find winner!Calliope is to...
Oh.

And lo, the multiverse was saved through the power of incestual shipping.


Vriska should have brought the billion dead Nepetas with her on this mission.

[Vorthon]

Welp. I need brain bleach now.