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[Duke 2.0]

So, John just married Tavros.  Oh boy.

Look at that art.  I can't believe people (me) gave this guy two and half million dollars.

 That's where you're wrong buddy. Hussie just married John.

[ShoesandHats]

I'm amused that Johns auto-reaction to finding a ring is to just put it on his finger.

lol Really? At least Tavros is dead and talking.

Fixed that for you.

[Blade Master Model 42]

So, John just married Tavros.  Oh boy.

Look at that art.  I can't believe people (me) gave this guy two and half million dollars.

 That's where you're wrong buddy. Hussie just married John.

...But John is not a homosexual. He told us so.

[Darvi]

Accidents happen.

[penguinofhonor]

Kick his ass, Tavros. I believe in you.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Kick his ass, Tavros. I believe in you.

The idea of Tavros fighting John for anything at all is laughable.

[CJ1145]

All we need is Jake, and it'll be a rumble between the three biggest pansies in all of Homestuck.

[Darvi]

Since when are John "Mangrit" Egbert and Jake "Hellmurder Island" English pansies?

[penguinofhonor]

Kick his ass, Tavros. I believe in you.

The idea of Tavros fighting John for anything at all is laughable.

What, just because John went toe-to-toe with Jack? I bet Tavros could have beaten him on the spot.

[Blade Master Model 42]

All we need is Jake, and it'll be a rumble between the three biggest pansies in all of Homestuck.

Excuse you. John's Mangrit is so high it's embarassing. Tavros probably barely cleared his echeladder. There is no comparison between them.

Kick his ass, Tavros. I believe in you.

The idea of Tavros fighting John for anything at all is laughable.

What, just because John went toe-to-toe with Jack? I bet Tavros could have beaten him on the spot.

The only way Tavros could beat Bec Noir is if the latter swallowed his tongue while laughing at the former.

[penguinofhonor]

You know, pages do have the most untapped potential. The Vriska fusion could have tapped it. Maybe it was just his eyebrows that were holding him back.

[CJ1145]

Since when are John "Mangrit" Egbert and Jake "Hellmurder Island" English pansies?

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[Darvi]

I see massive amounts of derp, but that's all.

[Johnfalcon99977]

News flash, just because you derp up occasionally doesn't mean you can't be a badass. John did go toe to toe with the person who effectively murdered the entire cast. Including Grimdark!Rose and Godtier!Vriska in an Alternate timeline.

Edit: Fixed a lot of grammar mistakes. Fuck Virgin mobile. Seriously.

[Darvi]

and Godtier!Vriska in an Alternate timeline.

Maybe.