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[CJ1145]

Hussie has a girlfriend?

It's actually a Vriska body pillow, stuffed with about three tons of cotton and given sentience by way of a computer chip embedded in her amorphous, bloblike skullfluff.

[JoshuaFH]

Hussie has a girlfriend?

It's actually a Vriska body pillow, stuffed with about three tons of cotton and given sentience by way of a computer chip embedded in her amorphous, bloblike skullfluff.

Bleh Bleh Huge Pillow.

[Solifuge]

This might be because of the CEASE REPRODUCTION messages.

That would be appropriate; in the original universe, the "Heinous Batterwitch" was the one that kept Nanna and Grandpa apart as well, despite "being destined to be!"

[Max White]

Aww, poor self destructive Jane...

[Aqizzar]

I was honestly expecting the headdesk callback.  It had the makings of a running motif after Karkat started it.  This is also acceptable though.

[penguinofhonor]

This is just the funniest conversation there has been in a while. I was forgetting Jake and Jane could be this funny.

[Pnx]

I was honestly expecting the headdesk callback.  It had the makings of a running motif after Karkat started it.  This is also acceptable though.

Huh, I never noticed Eridian's rings before. Do you suppose that's a Mandarin reference?

[Dermonster]

...Rings?

*a little bit later*

Motherfucker, Eridan has rings. Huh.

[armeggedonCounselor]

The decision to sire children with your best bro is not one to be taken lightly.

Words of wisdom from Jake English.

[penguinofhonor]

I've definitely pondered that decision many times.

[Descan]

As have I.

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Probably carries more weight when I say it. Totes srs, yo.

[Max White]

Hmm... Does Ben Barnes count even if I don't know him personally?

[Osmosis Jones]

Depends, how does he rate on the bro scale? Unless he's at least a 3, then no.

[SirAaronIII]

Yeah, at this point I'm pretty sure it's the mind control thingies from the tiara.

[Bauglir]

Alternatively, she is a teenager. I remember how that was. I have, no joke, denied being attracted to somebody I was attracted to, and encouraged her to date somebody else (though not in the same conversation, I admit), so it's not like this is exactly an implausible scenario. I mean, I was an idiot. That pretty much goes without saying.