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[Urist Imiknorris]

ALL THE HOMESMUT. ALL OF IT.

[Duke 2.0]

ALL THE HOMESMUT. ALL OF IT.

Ill kill you all. Illl kill all of you before I allow homesmut in this thread. I have explosives in place Hussie, you dont want this blood on your hands.

[freeformschooler]

ALL THE HOMESMUT. ALL OF IT.

Ill kill you all. Illl kill all of you before I allow homesmut in this thread. I have explosives in place Hussie, you dont want this blood on your hands.

Duke you aint foolin anybody, when it's time for the EOA for Act 5 and we've suffered 40 days and 40 nights of hiatus there's no predicting what your artdumps will contain.

[Aqizzar]

ALL THE HOMESMUT. ALL OF IT.

Ill kill you all. Illl kill all of you before I allow homesmut in this thread. I have explosives in place Hussie, you dont want this blood on your hands.

Duke you aint foolin anybody, when it's time for the EOA for Act 5 and we've suffered 40 days and 40 nights of hiatus there's no predicting what your artdumps will contain.

"Act 5" started over a year ago, and the "Act 5 Act 2" thing is rapidly approaching that.  After suffering through these stupid teenage aliens hog the stage for a year with their FEELINGS and PROBLEMS and EMOTIONS, in the words of Doug Stanhope, at this point I'd rather just watch them fuck.  Don't let me down Hussie.

_{Note: This was in a fact a joke.  But seriously, if it's a not a feature length film after all this, I'm going to be disappointed, and no amount of Formspring is going to make me feel less entitled to it.}

[penguinofhonor]

Well, I kinda liked this update, mainly because it sucked so much. That was literally the worst rapping I have ever seen, and it was hilarious. But there was something semi important buried underneath the horrible rapping and ship teasing.

TC: HiGhEr tHaN A SuBjUgGlAtOr gEtTiN HiS WeEp oN FoR ThE VaSt hOnK I BeLiEvE In tO CoMe.

The Vast Honk was mentioned. This is the second time it has been mentioned, the first being in Mindfang's journal, so it's probably going to be important. Hell, just knowing Gamzee believes in it explains why he's killing people when sober. He's trying to release the Vast Honk, just like his ancestor.

Yeah, also this part references the murder stuff:

TC: I'Ve sEeN ShIt tHaT WoUlD ShOcK YoUr lOoKsTuBs
TC: I PeEpEd oN A PlAcE Of 6 tRiLlIoN HeMoS
TC: AlL Up aT OnE RoCk, BlEeDiNg aS EqUaLs
TC: It's eAsY To sEe iF YoU SeArCh aLl yOuR FeElInS
TC: ThAt pEaCe hApPeNs fIrSt, AnD MuRdEr's tHe sEqUeL

[Duke 2.0]

 I KILLED NAZI WWHALES IN VVIETPRAWWN BITCH DONT MESS WWITH ME

[applesauce machine]

Do you happen to know the name of that artist? I love their portrayal of seahorse dad and would like to place their page full of arts in the sad mess of links I call bookmarks.

[jaxy15]

Can we have more pictures of buckets?

[Darvi]

Good gog get that smut out of here before the thread gets locked!

[Duke 2.0]

 After braving an ocean of creepy genderbends and children of random characters buckets seem tame in comparison. Even if my coming back imagedump consists only of that stuff the dump would crash the page.

[applesauce machine]

Good gog get that smut out of here before the thread gets locked!

less smut, more 'pimp my bucket!'

Shows like that make me jealous that I don't have them. I could get my own pimped out bucket, but those are expensive. I prefer the DIY approach. I could give you some tips if you want, but only after you finish the first step.

[Duke 2.0]

 Nah, not gonna continue this pail discussion. Gotta get over this fanart slum and post something of quality. You all deserve that.

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[Jim Groovester]

Duke, why'd you get rid of that really creepy fucking thing?

Never mind. Thank you for getting rid of that really creepy fucking thing.

[Soadreqm]

And if you know the source of this image aside from my general resource you are one of the people I hate.

See, after a challenge like this, I just had to find out. Googling the filename brought me to plus4chan, where I found a link to dirtyhomestucksecrets.tumblr.com. And then I came back here and you had edited your post.

WELP.

[freeformschooler]

dirtyhomestucksecrets.tumblr.com.

Why did you post that url why would you do this.

EDIT: I can't stop reading these, there is something hilarious about them but I just can't figure out what!