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[Ochita]

PM: Destroy Jack Noir!

Silly person he doesn't do that. Jack already got into the other universe.

Then what does PM do with the ring?

Give it to Karkat. He becomes the knight of blood. By killing Noir.

[eerr]

PM: Destroy Jack Noir!

Silly person he doesn't do that. Jack already got into the other universe.

Then what does PM do with the ring?

Give it to Karkat. He becomes the knight of blood. By killing Noir.

I suppose biting may actually be a valid attack for a de-limbed Bec Noir.

[Ochita]

Nah, he just uses the blood on Noir against him. And kills him, while Vriska is about to die. RED ROMANCE AHOY. And yes, I am Hussie-ing. Trolling in his style, only not as good or cool.

[Farseer]

Hussie analyses Equius' wall pictures. (SERIOUSLY NOT WORK SAFE.)

I really think that linking one of Andrew's art critique articles could go with more of a content warning than "SERIOUSLY NOT WORK SAFE". Something more verbose, to really hammer in the fact that the link leads to more horse cocks than Dave's got clocks and they got ticks. Perhaps a quote from the article itself. This, for instance, is a fairly illuminating paragraph:

If Sepheroth stands for anything, he stands for the contrarian within us all which feels burning indignity at the phrase “no, you can’t draw a dick that big.” The characters he draws can best be described as accessories to their mammoth parts, and not the other way around. It’s really only incidental that humanoid characters are rendered in the vicinity of Seph’s glorious astronomical schlongs.

It's from another article. Yes, there are more of these. And they're pretty hilarious and definitely worth reading, assuming that your mind can take a few penises without tearing. Or I guess you could just disable images from your web browser settings.

[lemon10]

Terrible link

What...
Oh god...
I don't even...
WHAT THE FUCK.

Maybe you should edit that out, despite being ridiculously hilarious, i'm not sure if its legal under the forum rules.

[Realmfighter]

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_{Why would you even do that.}

[Ochita]

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Hi there....

[Realmfighter]

ohgodyouroneofthemarntyouohgodohgod

ohgodpleasedonthurtme

[Ochita]

ohgodyouroneofthemarntyouohgodohgod

ohgodpleasedonthurtme

~Don't worry...~

[lemon10]

I can't stop laughing.  But its so terrible. Wow...
That was the funniest thing i saw all week.

[applesauce machine]

I've already seen/read that, but since it's here... WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING.

But seriously, these are absolutely splendid works*. I mean, LOOK at them (if you can bare to). There's muscles on those beautiful* creatures that don't even exist in real life. Clearly we are dealing with a creative genius whose talent anyone* can* admire*.
*Your mileage may vary.

[Qmarx]

Remember the good old days?

It takes a lot of discipline to make sure the depravity of Hussie Proper doesn't seep across MSPA fiefdom borders.

Hunk/puppet rumps are about as far as I'll take it.

[Soadreqm]

I really think that linking one of Andrew's art critique articles could go with more of a content warning than "SERIOUSLY NOT WORK SAFE". Something more verbose, to really hammer in the fact that the link leads to more horse cocks than Dave's got clocks and they got ticks. Perhaps a quote from the article itself. This, for instance, is a fairly illuminating paragraph:

If Sepheroth stands for anything, he stands for the contrarian within us all which feels burning indignity at the phrase “no, you can’t draw a dick that big.” The characters he draws can best be described as accessories to their mammoth parts, and not the other way around. It’s really only incidental that humanoid characters are rendered in the vicinity of Seph’s glorious astronomical schlongs.

It's from another article. Yes, there are more of these. And they're pretty hilarious and definitely worth reading, assuming that your mind can take a few penises without tearing. Or I guess you could just disable images from your web browser settings.

[applesauce machine]

And they're pretty hilarious and definitely worth reading, assuming that your mind can take a few penises without tearing. Or I guess you could just disable images from your web browser settings.

But then they wouldn't be NEARLY as much fun to read.

[Diablous]

Okay, these last two pages made me laugh. It looks like our villain may be a wee bit crazy.


And does it mean anything that I am not affected at all by those art critiques?