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[FuzzyZergling]

I'm still going with my theory that Hussie himself will drop into the Homestuck's reality so as to prototype himself with Grandpa Hass, becoming the ultimate badass.

[ToonyMan]

Hey Toony, you should change the poll to crazy predictions about what the Heck got dropped in Jade's kernel.  Let's start a list - I'm predicting Bec magicked the meteor into the kernal, and Jack is now gargantuan and spherical.

The problem with that poll choice is it's so open ended I couldn't list all the "answers".

[fqllve]

Then list only the most insane!

[RedWarrior0]

WQ's ring. Dead Dream Jade. Davesprite. Skaia. The Kernelsprite itslef. Something else entirely that nobody would have forseen.

[Aqizzar]

I'd bet anything that it's not Bec.  For one thing, Bec doesn't think about stuff like that.  It's pretty obvious that for all his omniscience and secrecy, he's still just a dog.  Besides, something tells me that if Jack was suddenly part (quarter?) puppy-guardian, John wouldn't live long enough to wonder about it.

Besides, even if Bec was kernel'ed, he'd still be around.  More powerful and more dedicated to Jade's safety, even.  Good dog.

Spoiler: Hehehe. (click to show/hide)

I will explode in your face.

You don't want to see the edits and addendums of that image creeping around.

[JoshuaFH]

WQ's ring. Dead Dream Jade. Davesprite. Skaia. The Kernelsprite itslef. Something else entirely that nobody would have forseen.

Going back in time and spriting with another sprite.

[Lucus Casius]

Pumpkin, as I'm sure someone has said already.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I've got it. It prototypes the client player cursor. That would be completely out of left field.

[fqllve]

I'd bet anything that it's not Bec.  For one thing, Bec doesn't think about stuff like that.  It's pretty obvious that for all his omniscience and secrecy, he's still just a dog.  Besides, something tells me that if Jack was suddenly part (quarter?) puppy-guardian, John wouldn't live long enough to wonder about it.

Besides, even if Bec was kernel'ed, he'd still be around.  More powerful and more dedicated to Jade's safety, even.  Good dog.

Hadn't Bec teleported to Neptune or something anyway? Sure he could teleport right back, but it looked like he laid down for a nap. Nope, and Frogshrine.

[Jim Groovester]

Hadn't Bec teleported to Neptune or something anyway? Sure he could teleport right back, but it looked like he laid down for a nap.

No, he just teleported to somewhere else on the island.

I'd bet anything that it's not Bec.  For one thing, Bec doesn't think about stuff like that.  It's pretty obvious that for all his omniscience and secrecy, he's still just a dog.  Besides, something tells me that if Jack was suddenly part (quarter?) puppy-guardian, John wouldn't live long enough to wonder about it.

Besides, even if Bec was kernel'ed, he'd still be around.  More powerful and more dedicated to Jade's safety, even.  Good dog.

Good dog, best self-sacrifice.

If Becquerel knows enough about the game and this First Guardian stuff to know that it's really really bad for Jade if the kernelsprite doesn't get prototyped, it would be the irrational decision of a dog to prototype himself to save his owner/charge.

[Azzuro]

Don't forget, Bec himself was created by Dersite agents - AR? and DD to be exact. It's possible that the Derse royalty created him so that he could specifically be prototyped, thus increasing their power. Of course, perhaps Jack doesn't know about this, but the power boost still applies to him.

[Solifuge]

Hmm... I guess even something as simple as prototyping an Imp would create an endless prototyping loop.

[ECrownofFire]

Hmm... I guess even something as simple as prototyping an Imp would create an endless prototyping loop.

Which is exactly why it should happen.

[penguinofhonor]

But this has to be an absurdly powerful prototyping, not just a glitchy one. It's giving Jack enough power to significantly speed up the destruction of LOWAS.

[Jim Groovester]

I think that might just be the impending fire or possibly even John's Denizen waking up.