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[MetalSlimeHunt]

We have a problem. Even the most turbulant of oceans in DF don't have anything to match that. This cannot be allowed.

[Jackrabbit]

We have a problem. Even the most turbulant of oceans in DF don't have anything to mach that. This cannot be allowed.

We could launch a carp into the ocean at mach 20.

[Josephus]

With how water in DF works?

The carp would proceed to smash against the ocean floor at twelve times the speed of sound.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It has to be somthing whom's ASCII representation would take up at least five spaces. Perhaps even seven.

[Cheeetar]

Where do you even get a lusus that's that big.

[Benevolence]

You don't get one, I think. They get you.

I imagine Feferi had an interesting childhood.

~Okay so, looking at the wiki, you do kind of get one. By finding it after the trials.

Also, all but one of them die. Unless there's another one that's survived, we may have found that one.

[Josephus]

It has to be somthing whom's ASCII representation would take up at least five spaces. Perhaps even seven.

Clearly, we need to fuck that thing up with a wagon.

You don't get one, I think. They get you.

I imagine Feferi had an interesting childhood.

The trolls appear to have developed according to their lusii. Vriska, for example, is messed up because she had to constantly feed her Spidermom. Kanaya is benevolent as all hell because her lusus is a virgin Mother Grub.

So Feferi's lusus is probably responsible for her perennial manic grin, excitability, and glub.

[ToonyMan]

WHAT A BIG FUCKING FISH

A BIGGER FISH IS GOING TO EAT THAT THING

[Aqizzar]

So yeah, giant tentacled blob with mouths and faces at each end.  I'm expecting a Flthulhu reference.

[smjjames]

I wonder if maybe Alternias oceans are deeper and/or much richer with life to support something that massive. I can't help but think that mabe its not THE biggest thing in the ocean there.

@Josephus: Not sure how that thing would give her the manic grin, the exciteability and the glub.....

So yeah, giant tentacled blob with mouths and faces at each end.  I'm expecting a Flthulhu reference.

I think that IS a cthulhu reference right there.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

ToonyMan's avatar and sig have gone crazy. Someone fetch the dragon tranquilizers.

[Aqizzar]

So yeah, giant tentacled blob with mouths and faces at each end.  I'm expecting a Flthulhu reference.

I think that IS a cthulhu reference right there.

No no, Fluthlu.  I spelled it wrong.

[Josephus]

@Josephus: Not sure how that thing would give her the manic grin, the exciteability and the glub.....

EXACTLY. Which means that she could be hiding her self-loathing for being imperfect compared to her CTHULHUMOM behind a facade of ENDLESS CHEER.

[Retro]

Man, Feferi certainly knows how to cast the hell out of Summon Bigger Fish.

[smjjames]

I just realized, you know how her trident fits her astrological sign (which is technically two fish tied at the tail), which does look like a double headed trident? Her lusus fits the same theme with the double heads, and the tentacles go with her curved horns.