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[Phantom]

Open door and yell ITS GO TIME

[Asheron]

Open door and yell ITS GO TIME

You open the door and yell "ITS GO TIME!".
You can hear Urist McBolts frantically trying to disentangle himself.
"Hey, wait for me, man of the future and past!"

[Phantom]

Look around

[Myroc]

Help untangle Urist McBolts.

[Asheron]

Look around

The door lead to a corridor, which is as barely lit as the cave room. The only light comes from a few barely inch-sized holes in the right wall. The walls are just as moldy and weed-ridden as the floor of the cave-room. There are several doors that lead to, no doubt, mysterious places of mystery.

Help untangle Urist McBolts.

You go back and, after a few minutes of searching, find Urist McBolts. You help him untangle.
"Thank you, man of the future and past! I owe you one!"

[Enzo]

The only light comes from a few barely inch-sized holes in the right wall.

Stare directly into light source!

[Phantom]

Perform thriller to revive escorts

[Asheron]

The only light comes from a few barely inch-sized holes in the right wall.

Stare directly into light source!

You stare directly into light source.
"Argh."
After being blinded by the contrast for a few seconds, you can make up that you seem to be walking in the outer wall of the castle. Miles in front of you, the horizon, and the sun, which is slowly setting. A few more steps forward if the wall wasn't in the way: you'd be plunging down a certain death.
You think you hear repetitive *clingdumclang*s from above.
Urist McBolts shrugs.

Perform thriller to revive escorts

You hate Michael Jackson and would rather die then performing that.

[Phantom]

THEN DO NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP TO ANGER ESCORTS OUT OF DEATH

[Enzo]

...Or we could just loot their bodies. Looting is one of the most satisfying parts of violence.

[Armok]

>Tethe: Put the castle under heavy bombardment from afar while rapidly circling it.

[Phantom]

(Last time I checked, electricity doesn't affect stone, unless you put a sabot cannon on tethe, tethe won't scratch it)

[Enzo]

(Wait...how is it we fell down a hole and now we're in the outer wall? Was it a hole in time and space, or just a regular hole?)

[Phantom]

[Regular hole]

[Armok]

(Last time I checked, electricity doesn't affect stone, unless you put a sabot cannon on tethe, tethe won't scratch it)

Last time I checked, most caste had wooden beams, fleshy guards, strawy rooftops, or other flammable things. Also, he's tantruming  so the fact of not harming the castle would not be to relevant.