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[filiusenox]

We wait for Armok.

THIS!!!

two against one.We win.

[Rashilul]

Screw that. I bet you anything his plan isn't better than a magma filled exploding dogsled. We begin construction!

I choose this. Two against two we....tie it.

[filiusenox]

how do you know armok doesnt have a massivley overcomplicated plan invovling a gaint magnifiying glass that burns elves and there forests one by one.Making them shake in their sandals and cry for forgivness, but we wont give them any,no, we'lll burn them all alive or throw them into the tentacle demon pits when they arrive to beg for their lives.

[Armok]

I say we wait for Armok! (I'll write something up as soon as I have done a few short things)

(I realy do have a plan, and it's not a sled, it's a flying Tesla tank like thing, whit aditional awesome stuff that cant be fitted in a short description)

[filiusenox]

3 against 2

WE WIN!

[Armok]

(I asume we are in the workingspace I requested, even if it might not have the water, magma, and power I requested yet)

> "Just kidding, my actual idea is way more awesome than that, but first we must test so that the supplies are proper quality. Lets begin whit testing the antigrav core."
> Take the cat and the buttered toast, carefully secure the toast to the back of the cat in a very secure and unbreakable manner, carefully carry the cat up the thing to drop the cat from, and drop the cat.
the details of what will happen are described Here.

Edit: Click for further information.

[Iituem]

Okay, that does beat the genocidal letter-writing paperclip idea.

[Enzo]

3 against 2

WE WIN!

Congratulations. You seems incredibly excited about that. If I could slow-clap over the internet, I would.

Regardless of internet democracy, Armok called it anyway, I just didn't think he'd be back before Asheron.

[Asheron]

> "Just kidding, my actual idea is way more awesome than that, but first we must test so that the supplies are proper quality. Lets begin whit testing the antigrav core."
> Take the cat and the buttered toast, carefully secure the toast to the back of the cat in a very secure and unbreakable manner, carefully carry the cat up the thing to drop the cat from, and drop the cat.
the details of what will happen are described

> Work ensues.  After many hours of hard labour, the flying tesla tank thing is complete.
"I... I don't know what to say. I salute you man of the future and past! This will make the elves run to their little trees!"
"Yes. Yes it will. I suggest we immediately put it to good use. Where is the closest elven settlement?"
"It's just a mile from here."
"Excellent! Get some escorts and supplies together the noble put aside for me and let's make haste!'
"Ehm."
"Yes? Urist McBolts?"
"Man of the future and past, how exactly are we going to get this machine out of here? I'm afraid the doors aren't big enough. And neither are the corridors."

[zchris13]

Shoot him.

[Myroc]

>"Well make them larger then!"

[CJ1145]

Shoot him.

No, no, no! We must be a benevolent evil dictator!

[Rashilul]

What's wrong with malevolent?

[zchris13]

What's wrong with malevolent?

Too many dead cronies.

[Asheron]

Shoot him.

You don't have any weapons. You slap him instead.
The slap simply glances off the dwarf. You are unsure how he did that.

>"Well make them larger then!"

"You'll make all the doors and corridors larger? That will fuck up the entire fortress, man of the future and past! The entire fortress is carefully engineered on dwarf sized things. If we enlarge, it will collapse!"

Shoot him.

No, no, no! We must be a benevolent evil dictator!

"Sir... uhm. Are you talking to yourself?"