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[Asheron]

Groom mustache.

You take a stone comb and start grooming. Ah. Your mustache looks a lot snappier now.

Attempt to teach moustache how to speak.

You are ensure on how to start this and you start poking your moustache while telling it to speak. You thought you heard a squeek at some point, but that might just be your imagination. After an hour of attempts, you give up. You simply lack the education to teach moustaches to speak.

[zchris13]

Rock out with more cowbell.

[CJ1145]

Attempt to grow Fred the Beard.

[zchris13]

Requisition top hat and trench coat.

[Asheron]

Rock out with more cowbell.

You seem to have caught a fever. The only prescription is more cowbell.

You play a wide array of songs, from Po-po-power rangers! to Fred the Beard

Attempt to grow Fred the Beard.

You start to attempt to grow Fred the Beard.
It's growing.
Slowly.

Requisition top hat and trench coat.

You open the door to your quarters to see if there is anyone out on the corridor to requisition a top hat and a trench coat from. Apparently, you have a door guard. You ask him to go fetch a top hat and trench coat for you. He will be back soon. With your top hat. Your not so sure about the trench coat though. They might not have one for your size.

[zchris13]

How about the SWATcats theme song? That was pretty metal.

[Asheron]

How about the SWATcats theme song? That was pretty metal.

You thought you remember saying a wide array. So yes, that includes the SWATcats theme song.
You realise you are pretty cool.
You also feel a few tears forming in your slanted eyes. God, Swat Cats was an awesome show.

[Enzo]

Eat those plump helmet mushrooms and go on a hallucinogenic journey while waiting for the top hat.

Add booze to list of needed items.

[Nivim]

>add "(any) cheese" to list of needed items.

[zchris13]

How about the SWATcats theme song? That was pretty metal.

You thought you remember saying a wide array. So yes, that includes the SWATcats theme song.
You realise you are pretty cool.
You also feel a few tears forming in your slanted eyes. God, Swat Cats was an awesome show.

Concrete bombs, so amazing.

[Asheron]

Eat those plump helmet mushrooms and go on a hallucinogenic journey while waiting for the top hat.

Add booze to list of needed items.

Done.
The hallucinogenic journey you expected was pretty dissapointing. The roof changed colours twice, but that's all. Hmm.
Faith in drugs -1

>add "(any) cheese" to list of needed items.

Done. You write "loads to it" next to it. You feel rather schmuck for some reason. And really tired. Gasp.

[Nivim]

>go to sleep on bed, being careful not to mess up mustache.

[Asheron]

>go to sleep on bed, being careful not to mess up mustache.

Hmm. Comfy bed.
You fall asleep.
I'm actually going to sleep, so cya until tomorrow. I have great expectations for this thread.

[Nivim]

>when awake, take good look at surroundings.
See you tomorrow then.

[Armok]

>Add to list:
*copper wire, much, varius thinknesses, finly crafted.
*Varius geometrical forms, such as tori and cylinders, made out of magnetite, you make drawings of the spesific shapes needed on the back of the pepper
*a cat, a buttered toast, glue, and something to drop it from.
*A skilled mechanic, the specific things you want him to make are to complicated to spesify on the list, so just request to talk whit him abaut it, you'll need the items on this list so make this meting after they have been delivered.
* balsa wood.
* a paperclip, add drawing of what a paperclip is for the smith.
* a working area, that shuld have acccses to magama, water, and atleast 300 units of mechanical power.
* draw more geometrical shapes (isolators, lenses, etc.) these shuld be made out of glass.
* large amounts of generel-purpose armor plates, and a smith to cut and mend them into more spesific armor. this can be a dabler because it dosnt really need to be fast, and dwarves dont make mistakes.
* the strongest silk aviable.
* 5 steel crosbows