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[WorkerDrone]

You'll get raped by the GIRLS if you stay there at night.

[ToonyMan]

You get raped by elves.

[WorkerDrone]

And don't forget the Trogs.

[Angellus]

You'll get raped by the GIRLS if you stay there at night.

I dont think so, they dont like me. So it is the safest position minding the Dwarves that prowl in the forests and the Elves that fly trough the air.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

If you stay there, you'll get raped by Sofia, which is a fate infinitely worse then all those combined!

[ToonyMan]

And the grues.

[Angellus]

If you stay there, you'll get raped by Sofia, which is a fate infinitely worse then all those combined!

I place myself with my former statement.

Tooney, grue's are my friends.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Then she'll just torture you at random, then she will eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti!

[Angellus]

Then she'll just torture you at random, then she will eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti!

I disregard that warning. Please sign me up, also, I want my own bedroom with locks and metal doors and barred off windows (disposable at wish, so that I can still flee).

[ToonyMan]

Don't worry Angellus.  I'm going to start up a lemon patch so we have a source of food and water, even if the water is lemon juice.  I'll hand squeeze all of them.  When we first start we won't have any form of shelter so we will have to hug each other under a tree to stay warm.  Depending on the area we might recieve a few bears.  I heard growling back at them scares them off.  They shouldn't like lemons so that's good.  Or we could take turns sleeping, but that gets rid of the warmth of sleeping in the cold, am I right?  The first few days will be rough, but I'm sure we'll manage.  Then when the lemons start growing we be in beesiness.  While they're growing we could go fishing if the park has a pond or we could steal from little girls.  Humans live for 5 days without water right?  Well maybe we could drink the swamp water, but we might start having horrible dream of us dying and singing mushrooms.  Speaking of mushrooms eat any you can find, I mean any.  We need all that energy to get through the day.  If you don't I will.  Hahah.  Anyway, once we have good food prodouction up we will have good shelter.  I'm thinking some star wars style tree fort thing with a lot of space and hollow trees and what not.  I think the hardest part will be entertainment, but we don't have any sanity so that shouldn't be a problem.  I'm sure we won't get scurvvy, eh?  Does this sound go to you?


EDIT:  Ah, I'm all alone again.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Sorry Toonyman, but your plan has a terrible flaw in it: You aren't dwarves. You've got the sanity of them, but it's not enough.

[Angellus]

Don't worry Angellus.  I'm going to start up a lemon patch so we have a source of food and water, even if the water is lemon juice.  I'll hand squeeze all of them.  When we first start we won't have any form of shelter so we will have to hug each other under a tree to stay warm.  Depending on the area we might recieve a few bears.  I heard growling back at them scares them off.  They shouldn't like lemons so that's good.  Or we could take turns sleeping, but that gets rid of the warmth of sleeping in the cold, am I right?  The first few days will be rough, but I'm sure we'll manage.  Then when the lemons start growing we be in beesiness.  While they're growing we could go fishing if the park has a pond or we could steal from little girls.  Humans live for 5 days without water right?  Well maybe we could drink the swamp water, but we might start having horrible dream of us dying and singing mushrooms.  Speaking of mushrooms eat any you can find, I mean any.  We need all that energy to get through the day.  If you don't I will.  Hahah.  Anyway, once we have good food prodouction up we will have good shelter.  I'm thinking some star wars style tree fort thing with a lot of space and hollow trees and what not.  I think the hardest part will be entertainment, but we don't have any sanity so that shouldn't be a problem.  I'm sure we won't get scurvvy, eh?  Does this sound go to you?


EDIT:  Ah, I'm all alone again.

((I LOLed so hard reading that, you just had to put in a 10th Kingdom reference, did you?))

Ok, I'll come to the park with you, but only if you promise me we will, in time attack an conquer the hentai house!

[ToonyMan]

Woah, you spotted my The 10th Kingdom reference.  That's cool.  My respect for you went up +5.

I'll take that promise.


EDIT:  Here's a picture of me, it's the closet I can find.

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[Angellus]

Ok, Tooney and I will be in the park, plotting the Hentai house's demise!

((Comon, those mushrooms were epic! The only thing I can now think of as being better was the Toad with the two doors ))

[CJ1145]

Aquizzar, I'm with the Command Squad/Whatever the fuck they're called.